I got pissed at my dog earlier today for him barking too loudly, and he did the one thing i should kill him over. [B]He shit in my bed.
Just got done cleaning it up, and i beat his ass with my size 13 boot.
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I lol'd
Throw that dog outside
It's simple.
Shit in his bed.
Mix shit in his food.
I had a cat that :love: me so he brought dead things and put them under my window. :3
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Do it.
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;21994171]It's simple.
Shit in his bed.[/QUOTE]
Sounds about right :geno:
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pet him
Trade him for a cat.
[QUOTE=Relys;21994241]Trade him for a cat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;21994171]It's simple.
Shit in his bed.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Comcastic;21994220]pet him[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Relys;21994241]Trade him for a cat.[/QUOTE]
Cats won't shit in your bed
[QUOTE=Wakka;21994188]I had a cat that :love: me so he brought dead things and put them under my window. :3[/QUOTE]
My bird once killed a cockroach and put it down beside me. It was seriously pissed when I didn't eat it.
Are you sure it was your dog ?
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Rant? I think not. More like a girly man( Holy shit I sound like Gelbarion from The Dead Texts) whining about his dog shittin in his bed
I hope your dog shits in your mouth while you sleep and you get a disease and die. Fucking animal abuser.
You hit your dog with a boot. What kind of asshole are you. Send it to the animal shelter; it deserves better.
Have a shit-ball fight.
[QUOTE=Relys;21994241]Trade him for a cat.[/QUOTE]
My cat shits in everyone's beds. We're good to him. I don't know why he does it. After he's done shitting, he pulls the blankets over his mess like he's burying it, so I only discover it once I actually get into bed. :byodood:
Yeah I don't really agree kicking/hitting a dog with a boot.... How would you like it if you got hit with a boot, Plus it's a reasonable thing to do when your mad...
Shit in somebody's bed I mean, people do it all the time.
[QUOTE=doonbugie;21996764]You hit your dog with a boot. What kind of asshole are you. Send it to the animal shelter; it deserves better.[/QUOTE]
I didn't say i hit him hard, i just tapped him firmly on the head to knock the scolding i gave him into his head.
[QUOTE=blah45;21997296]I didn't say i hit him hard, i just tapped him firmly on the head to knock the scolding i gave him into his head.[/QUOTE]
Thats what you want us to think, abuser.
Watch out he will watch you Jack off
Atleast your dog didn't rip your foot open.
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