I just really badly hurt my dick, and now it is bleeding. - General

Okay so, here is my story. I was having a wank, nothing unusual here. After I finished I felt this really bad pain in my dick. I quickly sprinted to the bathroom, pulled down my trousers, then next thing you know, tons of blood was pouring out of my dick. I rolled it back further to investigate where the blood was coming from, and I saw a tiny piece of skin hanging off of my foreskin, it seems that a piece of it had been torn off. The problem is now, I cant fucking piss. Everytime I try and piss, it hurts so bad I nearly cry. I have to pull my foreskin back and piss like that. Other than going to the doctor (I'm way too nervous) does anyone have any information of what might of happened?

Leave it alone until it heals?

You wanked too hard. Friction burn. :pcgaming:

You jerked it too hard

Well that is obvious, he needs help for what to do NOW.

Y'all gone and snapped your banjo.

At least now it has stopped bleeding, had to hold my dick over the bathroom sink :frog:

What the fuck were you wanking with, barbed wire and shards of glass? Jesus. Just man up and go to the doctor, what would you rather have, an infected dick or a solution to your problem?

[QUOTE=Adrego;23800776]Y'all gone and snapped your banjo.[/QUOTE] This.

Sometimes you need to cut things off. This is one of those times.

You've probably torn your frenulum Go to A&E

[QUOTE=lockdown6;23800817]Maybe you should castrate yourself instead of GOING TO A HOSPITAL[/QUOTE] These comments are unnecessary.

Well the obvious solution here is [b]PEE FROM YOUR BUTT NOW. IF IT STILL HURTS CHOP IT OFF![/b] I hope you don't follow my advice !

It has started bleeding again :(. Snapped my banjo? Hmm?

Suck the blood out! yep

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Go to the damned doctor, you girly-man.

I doubt you would walk to the hospital with a bleeding dick lol.

[QUOTE=lockdown6;23800878]This thread is unnecessary, anyone with half a brain cell would go to a doctor if they tore their dick[/QUOTE] It is an awkward predicament. Sure the smart and mature thing to do would be to man up and go to the hospital. The immature thing to do is to harass some guy that just tore his dick.

[QUOTE=lockdown6;23800878]This thread is unnecessary, anyone with half a brain cell would go to a doctor if they tore their dick[/QUOTE] Indeed. What the christ is OP doing on FP if his dick is bleeding?

HAh! I just had a thought. Walking into the waiting lounge and saying "OW! MY DICK HURTS! I FAPPED TOO HARD Someone please help!"

[QUOTE=esalaka;23800908]Indeed. What the christ is OP doing on FP if his dick is bleeding?[/QUOTE] He's obviously dicking around.

Was my first thought to come and ask for some advice on facepunch, obviously it was the wrong place :geno:

Your going to have to go to the hospital if you have snapped your banjo, [url=http://www.steadyhealth.com/Help__Snapped_my_banjo_string__What_do_i_do__t112011.html]Check this.[/url]

[QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;23800896]I doubt you would walk to the hospital with a bleeding dick lol.[/QUOTE] Uh, you go there so they pack it with gauze or something to stop it bleeding and then they'll give you something to prevent infections But whatever, just go roll it in Coco Pops or something

[QUOTE=lockdown6;23801001]I'm trying to help him by telling him to get help instead of posting on a forum[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=lockdown6;23800817]Maybe you should castrate yourself instead of GOING TO A HOSPITAL[/QUOTE] Seems more like you are trying to be an ass, more than help.

-Vista, I just read that thing you posted. Most people replied "I waited a few day -- week for it to heal, then after that it was fine, though it did bleed a bit. I thought I had popped a vein or something.

This one time a friend of mine pulled back his foreskin and pissed as hard as he could and fucked up his frenulum and bled everywhere.

[QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;23800926]Was my first thought to come and ask for some advice on facepunch, obviously it was the wrong place :geno:[/QUOTE] Your getting advice, go to the fucking hospital.

This thread is about a guy who wanked SO HARD HE [HIGHLIGHT]RIPPED A BIT OF HIS DICK OFF[/HIGHLIGHT]. And that is amusing.