Absolut Vodka demands that a local hair salon changes its name

[lavacano]

Source: [url]http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Vodka-company-tells-Everett-hair-salon-to-change-name-220682521.html[/url]

[quote]EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Absolut vodka company says an Everett hair salon named Absolut Hair needs to find a new name.

The Daily Herald reports the vodka company delivered the message of a perceived trademark infringement by way of an international law firm in Los Angeles.[/quote]

A friend of mine once tried to drink hair clippings after a few shots of vodka, this story has merit

[Gmod3ever]

"Dude this vodka tastes like shit! I thought you said Absolut was supposed to be good?!"
"What the hell dude?! This is hair! Where the hell did you get this?!"
"I got it from that Absolut place downtown!"
"You mean Absolut [B]Hair[/B]?!"

Yeah, I can totally see people getting Absolut Vodka and Absolut Hair mixed up. They're such similar products.

[Krakash]

This is absolutly ridiculous.

[Awesomecaek]

This is absolut bullshit

[editline]22nd August 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Krakash;41929676]This is absolutly ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

I hat you

[Conely]

Absolut Vodka: Because You Don't Need to Be Good at Spelling to be Good at Drinking

[lavacano]

What's really bad is that's a bit outside of where all the businesses and crap are in that part of town

It's this really out of the way hair salon, how did the vodka company even know it existed?

[laserguided]

[QUOTE=lavacano;41929817]What's really bad is that's a bit outside of where all the businesses and crap are in that part of town

It's this really out of the way hair salon, how did the vodka company even know it existed?[/QUOTE]
Ninja's in every batch.

[tr00per7]

This story

is Absolut bullshit.

[TippZ]

[QUOTE=Cone;41929816]Absolut Vodka: Because You Don't Need to Be Good at Spelling to be Good at Drinking[/QUOTE]

what?

[TurbisV2]

[QUOTE=Cone;41929816]Absolut Vodka: Because You Don't Need to Be Good at Spelling to be Good at Drinking[/QUOTE]

Whats wrong with the spelling?

[Cuel]

[QUOTE=Cone;41929816]Absolut Vodka: Because You Don't Need to Be Good at Spelling to be Good at Drinking[/QUOTE]

[quote]Absolut was established in 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith and is produced in Åhus, Sweden. Smith introduced fractional distillation that produces liquor without fusel alcohol in Sweden in 1877, under the name "Tiodubbelt Renadt Brännvin" (Tenfold Purified Vodka).

Brännvin literally means "burn-wine" and is analogous to the German "Branntwein". The term is also used in Norwegian, Danish and Icelandic.[citation needed] ("Vodka" was not used for Swedish liquor until 1958, with the potato-based Explorer Vodka.)

The name was changed to "Absolut Rent Brännvin" (Absolutely Pure Vodka) by Smith to market his much improved product.[/quote]

[Conely]

wow im retarded