[release]In the annals of subway perversion, Darnell Hardware of the Bronx has to be one of the most heinous offenders. Prosecutors say that in three incidents between 2002 and 2005, Hardware pulled out his "hardware" on a packed subway train, rubbed it against a young woman apparently until he climaxed, and then escaped when the train doors opened. According to DNA Info:
Prosecutors said his alleged victims, a 24-year-old, 22-year-old and a 17-year-old high school student, were trapped in the packed cars and helpless to escape because they could not move away from Hardware even as dozens of witnesses looked on.
The fact that nobody on these packed trains confronted Hardware as he assaulted these women, or apprehended him before he could bolt, is pretty depressing. But where bystanders failed, semen prevailed. Hardware was finally connected to the incidents last month when he was forced to submit a DNA swab for an unrelated drug charge. I knew it was you, semen. You broke my heart. [/release]
[url]http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/07/subway_perverts_semen_finally_1.html[/url]
The hell? That's gross and creepy.
Is this enough threads for sensationalist headlines? Ive pumped out quite a few tonight.
[editline]21st July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;31247879]Uh... what?[/QUOTE]
They caught a man with "DNA" evidence.
[QUOTE=Nikota;31247885]They caught a man with "DNA" evidence.[/QUOTE]
I see.
At first I thought this was talking about the sub shop Subway. That mayo always tastes weird.
So he just rubbed his dick on a woman?
:v:
[QUOTE=dogmachines;31247950]At first I thought this was talking about the sub shop Subway. That mayo always tastes weird.[/QUOTE]
Great. Now I'm too scared to eat there again.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;31248024]Great. Now I'm scared to eat there again.[/QUOTE]
I once found a bolt in my sandwich. I wondered for weeks how it got there.
bystander effect in action
[QUOTE=Nikota;31247885]Is this enough threads for sensationalist headlines? Ive [B]pumped[/B] out quite a few tonight.
[editline]21st July 2011[/editline]
They caught a man with "DNA" evidence.[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there.
[editline]21st July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nikota;31248036]I once found a bolt in my sandwich. I wondered for weeks how it got there.[/QUOTE]
I avoid restaurants for a good reason. Also, its because people are stupid.
I also posted something along the lines of "Climaxed out on stories"
I edited it out because I wanted to slap myself.
If I was one of those woman I'd try as hard as I can on a packed subway kick him in the balls as hard as I can
:v:
She could have slapped him or something...or cut off his dick.
Reminded me of this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C3RrvZMx-M[/media]
[QUOTE=stealth_camo;31248230]bystander effect in action[/QUOTE]
If it were a man punching a woman there would be ten guys going at him, because they think the girl would be like "Oh my hero, fuck me!" when they save her.
Now there was a penis swung around violently so they couldn't do anything, because they would be labeled gay if they were going after a man with his dongle out.
Life's a bitch, ain't it? Try to be a hero and all you get is pointy fingers and fag jokes in return.
Why the fuck would nobody do anything?
I would've dick-punched that guy as hard as I could, what the fuck.
People these days, man.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;31252936]If it were a man punching a woman there would be ten guys going at him, because they think the girl would be like "Oh my hero, fuck me!" when they save her.
Now there was a penis swung around violently so they couldn't do anything, because they would be labeled gay if they were going after a man with his dongle out.
Life's a bitch, ain't it? Try to be a hero and all you get is pointy fingers and fag jokes in return.[/QUOTE]
this makes no sense. are they gonna open-hand slap his dick? no, they're gonna hit him in the face.
[QUOTE=G71tc4;31253805]this makes no sense. are they gonna open-hand slap his dick?[/QUOTE]
yes, it's the most obvious response to this kind of situation
Vague words are used in this topic. DON'T. READ. IT.
I hope the DA can make these new semen related charges against this guy stick.
[QUOTE=G71tc4;31253805]this makes no sense. are they gonna open-hand slap his dick? no, they're gonna hit him in the face.[/QUOTE]
Concidering that this happened in America I wouldn't be surprised that all the men were too disgusted and scared to death by the naked penis to do anything.
If you want to scare an american, pull your pants down.
I wonder how that might of gone down,with him just reapeatdly slapping his dick on a woman,where as everyone else is just standing there watching.....im pretty sure after that scene the guy was the only masturbator CAUGHT.
Where are all the puns on his last name?
Mr.hardware pulled out his hardware.....yep its ware and damn is it hard.
[QUOTE=Tim Henson;31254454]Where are all the puns on his last name?[/QUOTE]
Hardware...semen...grinding, yeah there's potential there but I can't quite get a grip on it.
[QUOTE=Tim Henson;31254454]Where are all the puns on his last name?[/QUOTE]
I guess Hardware. Was being a tool? YEAAAHHHHH
His name was Darnell Hardware? That sounds like a porn name.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31253754]Why the fuck would nobody do anything?
I would've dick-punched that guy as hard as I could, what the fuck.
People these days, man.[/QUOTE]
Read up on the bystander effect, as mentioned above.
No one did a single fucking thing? What a bunch of pussies, someone shoulda kicked the shit out of him, even better, kill him, what a waste to society. Now taxpayers will pay $57 a day so this shithead can live comfortably in prison for who knows how many years. Good justice system.
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