Greatest form of transportation out there! :dance:
What are your thoughts, opinions, criticisms, concepts, contradictions, ideas, innovations, masturbations on the subject of spaceships?
Masturbation in zero gravity.
[QUOTE=TheServer;20527002]Masturbation in zero gravity.[/QUOTE]
Do go on. :q:
You can't say thats not cool.
I fly the Normandy.
[QUOTE=TheServer;20527008]You can't say thats not cool.[/QUOTE]
True. but what about zero gravity, in masturbation? :holy:
Future commercial spaceships will look more like planes. I don't know why people draw up these big, crazy, weirdass, impractical spaceships.
Same thing with space stations.
I wonder what happens when we let loose a flock of birds in a zero gravity envoierment?
And one cat.
You would die from radiation poisoning at superluminal speeds because of cherenkov effect.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;20527026]big, crazy, weirdass, impractical spaceships[/QUOTE]
You don't need streamlining in space, however all current spacecraft are designed for limited-to-quite a bit of atmospheric use. And it'll be a while until we have space-only ships, but all those ideas you're referring to aren't exactly predictions of the next 5 years in spacecraft.
Sometimes after viewing and contemplating the sheer size of our universe, i begin to feel so, so insignificant, like there's nothing we as humans can do to make a difference.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;20527026]Future commercial spaceships will look more like planes. I don't know why people draw up these big, crazy, weirdass, impractical spaceships.
Same thing with space stations.[/QUOTE]
I agree. The ones that land will look like modern planes/spacecraft due the needs of aerodynamics. Something that never leaves space would work best as a simple geometric shape, such as a sphere or a cylinder. That way it would have a full 360 degrees of coverage.
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[QUOTE=Pinkerton;20527083]Sometimes after viewing and contemplating the sheer size of our universe, i begin to feel so, so insignificant, like there's nothing we as humans can do to make a difference.[/QUOTE]
Repeat after me.
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[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;20527099]Repeat after me.
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Can I play too?!
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[QUOTE=kellybear;20527152]Can I play too?!
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
You can play with me any time you want, kellybear. :smug:
Can I play too!?
So lets say you lived in a spaceship. What would happen once you jizzed enough to fill the entire space ship with floating globs of jizz.
I just wish we could start going to other planets and system and junk. Space exploration would be sweet. Then we just need to find the Prothean technology and jump out technology 200 years.
[QUOTE=loco;20527226]So lets say you lived in a spaceship. What would happen once you jizzed enough to fill the entire space ship with floating globs of jizz.[/QUOTE]
You tell your shipmates that it is just oddly colored food paste?
[QUOTE=igamiwarr;20527263]You tell your shipmates that it is just oddly colored food paste?[/QUOTE]
What if they ate it?
:geno:
They need propellers so they can fly through space, and wings to stay balanced.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;20527335]They need propellers so they can fly through space, and wings to stay balanced.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits perfectly.
[QUOTE=Reflectent;20527282]What if they ate it?
:geno:[/QUOTE]
10 points for every bite
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or slurp
Imagine a cumshot/money shot in space. From the other side of the ship :v:
Induce a wormhole spanning 100 light years of travel.
[img]http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/wormhole/wormhole-diagram.jpg[/img]
Before you enter the wormhole, masturbate in the spaceship and take a picture of the sperm and post it on Facepunch.
Since the wormhole stretches through 100 light years, and it's distance would take only 10 years of space travel, you will go through it and back and find yourself 200 years into the future.
Once you travel through the hole, taking 20 years to get to the end and back, you will come back to Earth 200 years into the future. Take a new picture of the sperm. Go on FP and post the picture with the link to the old thread. You will get at least 20 pages.
Oh yeah and everyone you knew and loved would be dead but that doesn't matter, you get 20 pages and a lot of informatives/usefuls.
