• Depressing Google Autocompletes
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[video=youtube;9Uk7XUkuU-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uk7XUkuU-c[/video]
"I'm 85 and tired" [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/frown.gif[/IMG]
"Im 75, pregnant, and a virgin."
That was a remarkable video actually. How this hasn't been done before is surprising. I'd like to see this some how expanded.
A while back I made a Google "bot" that uses this auto complete in gmod which users can ask and it would return and auto completed answer: [quote]CapsAdmin: google, im 80 and? Google: im and im tired Rocksofspades: google, where can i get? Google: a passport photo CapsAdmin: google, is it ok to? Google: pop a blister CapsAdmin: google, is it ok to? Google: tan while pregnant CapsAdmin: google, is it ok to? Google: wear black to a wedding CapsAdmin: google, is it normal if? Google: your heart beats fast CapsAdmin: google, is it normal if? Google: you dont dream CapsAdmin: google, is it normal if? Google: your heart hurts CapsAdmin: google, im 80 and? Google: im cm and effaced Rocksofspades: google, where can i get? Google: a passport photo taken Svetlana: google, how old do you have to be to? Google: watch a rated r movie Rocksofspades: google, how could i? Google: ask for more lyrics Svetlana: google, how do you know if you're? Google: how do you know if youre dehydrated Rocksofspades: google, where does? Google: salt come from Rocksofspades: google, how do i use? Google: instagram Svetlana: google, how do i find out? Google: who owns a house Rocksofspades: google, is it possible to? Google: lose a pound a day Svetlana: google, how to tell? Google: if someone is lying Rocksofspades: google, where does? Google: justin bieber live Rocksofspades: google, where could i get? Google: a job at Rocksofspades: google, is it possible to get? Google: a pimple on your lip Rocksofspades: google, what do i need if? Google: i get pulled over Rocksofspades: google, what happens if? Google: you eat moldy bread Rocksofspades: google, i accidently? Google: restored my iphone Svetlana: google, what do i do if my? Google: iphone wont turn on [/quote] I have a feeling Google's auto complete is useful for chatbot AI in some way. You can try using it yourself: [url]http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?client=firefox&q=is%20it%20okay%20to[/url]
i laughed at first, then felt a bit sad around 20-25, then felt really sad at "i'm 80 and i'm tired" ugh
Fuck really? 80 and tired? My neighbors wife died yesterday and they were around that age :(
I'm 24 and tired.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;40486065]"I'm 85 and tired" [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/frown.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Bill Cosby
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;40486426]Fuck really? 80 and tired? My neighbors wife died yesterday and they were around that age :([/QUOTE] She was probably tired :(
I wish there would have been at least one odd ball autocomplete like: I'm 20 and I have 3 penises. Or, I'm 75 and I just gave my dad a blow-hob.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pKYPLDl.jpg[/IMG] :dance:
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