The car in the woods

[benit]

In the woods about 1/4 a mile from my house, there is a van that was dumped there. It's surrouned by a whole lot of beer bottles, the old style beer cans, garbage bags, and car parts. Tommorrow I was gonna go out and take pics of it, climb around inside of it, and dig through the shit. It's not urbexing but if anyone is interested in completly wrecked, abandoned cars, this will be for you.

[oyotnas]

see if there is an engine try fixing it for your own good. FREE VAN.

[ZekeTwo]

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING Me

[Penultimate]

Be careful. I'm not sure you will need a gas mask, but it wouldn't hurt. Wear heavy clothes and heavy garden gloves just in case.

[Gmod_Fan77]

Abandoned car = meh.

Deep woods = epic.

1 + 2 = epic.

[Vronkio]

Bomb van. :v:

Dem terrorists be terrorizing ma woods!
:bravo2:

[Hendo]

[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;24630846]THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING Me[/QUOTE]

[benit]

[QUOTE=oyotnas;24630836]see if there is an engine try fixing it for your own good. FREE VAN.[/QUOTE]

The entire front part of the car up to the wind-shield is cut off....

[BluFox]

What if you go in...and you find a dead bear or something...and it has a human head...

[Super_Poo]

Look out for needles. Don't know what type of area you live in, but if you're going to go digging around in rubbish wear thick* rubber gloves.

[Henry Townshend]

I bet there's going to be bodies.

[RoflKawpter]

think rubber gloves?

THEY MAKE SENTIENT GLOVES NOW?

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

[benit]

Now if I could just find that damn USB.

[Super_Poo]

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;24631258]think rubber gloves?

THEY MAKE SENTIENT GLOVES NOW?

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE![/QUOTE]

Heh, ta.

[Soulmemories]

why didnt you take pictures of the car first, then make a thread with content in it?

just throwin' that out there for you

[ExplodingGuy]

Abandoned car in the middle of the woods? How is that an unusual occurrence?

[FreezingStorm]

Its haunted, don't go near it.

[tehfrog]

why couldn't you wait untill tomorrow to post this [B]with[/B] the pictures?

:colbert:

[BBKF]

it's probably where hobos go to have their hobo-orgys
stake the place out and get in on some of that hot hobo-orgy lovin'

[Stupideye]

Theres lots of those around here. Not terribly exciting.

[W00tbeer1]

Take the car. Sell on eBay. Get money.

[BBKF]

[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;24631632]Take the car. Sell on eBay. Get money.[/QUOTE]

Then fuck bitches and smoke trees

[hypno-toad]

If you find any needles in it put them in your mouth.

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[QUOTE=oyotnas;24630836]see if there is an engine try fixing it for your own good. FREE VAN.[/QUOTE]

Nah, fix the engine and jury-rig it to an ordinary bicycle.

[hgncommand]

OP never updates thread, he is dead.

[benit]

[QUOTE=hgncommand;24632386]OP never updates thread, he is dead.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry I didn't reply in the past, herr, Hour? Going to bed. Tommorow around 11-12 EST pics should be up.

[hgncommand]

I was speaking of the future, when you will die.

[benit]

[QUOTE=hgncommand;24632506]I was speaking of the future, when you will die.[/QUOTE]

:frogsiren:
Look at my postcount btw.

[ArctixFawx]

[QUOTE=BluFox;24631058]What if you go in...and you find a dead bear or something...and it has a human head...[/QUOTE]

PUT THE HUMAN HEAD ON THE BEAR.
/caps

[img]http://centralflanthropologicalsociety.com/4images/data/media/2/man_bear_pig-784421.jpg[/img]

But where does the pig come from?
:ohdear:

[w0lfeh]

Probably some drunks ended up there and left the van there..

and killed the owner:ssh:

[MagicBurrito]

its a hobo sex van