NY Times Prints Every Insult The Donald Has Tweeted Since Announcing Candidacy - SAD!

[the rifleman]

[Quote]On Monday morning, The New York Times printed about 6,000 of them -- a full two-page spread of all the insults the Republican presidential nominee has slung on Twitter[/quote]

Source: [url]http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/24/media/donald-trump-new-york-times-insult-spread/index.html[/url]

[Img]http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/161024102930-trump-nyt-insults-paper-340xa.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html[/url]

[bitches]

[quote]Penn Jillette
PERFORMER
sad
worst show in Las Vegas
hokey garbage
goofball atheist
never had a chance
wrote letter to me begging for forgiveness
boring guy[/quote]

[editline]24th October 2016[/editline]

just one for China

[img]http://foxcock.me/web/images/ShareX/2016_10/2016-10-24_18-31-01.png[/img]

:v:

[postal]

34 uses of "SAD"

lower than i was expecting tbh.

he's also called Hillary crooked on twitter almost 200 times. yeah that sounds about right.

[Netsui]

what a tremendous amount of insults - SAD

[the rifleman]

Some poor soul had to compile all of this

[gman003-main]

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;51255287]what a tremendous amount of insults - SAD[/QUOTE]

What a lack of variety, really. "Terrible", "Sad", "worst ____", just the most basic "this ____ is bad" statements you can imagine. Where's the poetry? Where's the creativity? Call someone a "two-bit fuckwit". Say they "couldn't find their own dick with two hands and a map". Say they look like a "poorly-shaved orangutan". Say they "speak like a fourth-grader who isn't going to make it to grade 5". Shit, call them "Hitler with a worse haircut".

Trump insults read like a drunk redneck badly imitating Doctor Seuss. "This person was bad. Their life, so sad. Think of what they could have had. I'm tweeting insults at 4AM but no I'm not mad."

[Source]

I love how half the insults for the same thing are repeated. There's even the Microphone on there he used in the debate with "Very Bad" used twice.

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

Poor Jeb!

[QUOTE][B]Jeb Bush[/B]
Former Florida governor
“just got contact lenses and got rid of the glasses. He wants to look cool, but it's far too late”
“How can @JebBush beat Hillary Clinton- if he can't beat anyone else on the #GOPDebate stage with $150M?”
“Jeb failed as Jeb”
“gave up and enlisted Mommy and his brother”
“had to bring in mommy to take a slap at me”
“low energy”
“a sad case”
“a total embarrassment to himself and his family”
“if Jeb Bush were more competent he could not have lost the skirmish with Marco”
“had a tiny 300 person crowd”
“has been confused for forty years”
“will NEVER Make America Great Again”
[/QUOTE]

[markfu]

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;51255235]Source: [url]http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/24/media/donald-trump-new-york-times-insult-spread/index.html[/url]

[Img]http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/161024102930-trump-nyt-insults-paper-340xa.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html[/url][/QUOTE]

They should have ended the article with a blank space for the inevitable retort tweet from Trump talking about the newspaper dying and/or its sadness.

[Redcoat893]

This is so fucking funny.

One of my favourites:

[QUOTE]The electoral process
“Rigged”“RIGGED”“Rigged”“rigged”“rigged”“rigged”“rigged”“rigged”“allowed Crooked Hillary to get away with 'murder'”“rigged”“Rigged”“Very very unfair!”“rigged”“totally rigged and corrupt!”“totally rigged & corrupt!"[/QUOTE]

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

this just seems masturbatory

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

"You're never gonna be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency!" - Jeb!

[thatswordguy]

[QUOTE=Redcoat893;51255497]This is so fucking funny.

One of my favourites:

“...'totally rigged and corrupt!' 'totally rigged & corrupt!'"[/QUOTE]

hey now at least he kept the variety by using an ampersand the second time

[Netsui]

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51255524]this just seems masturbatory[/QUOTE]

it's certainly truthful

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;51255578]it's certainly truthful[/QUOTE]

i don't disagree, i guess i just don't see much point to this. those who support trump will continue to support trump and those who hate him will have that hate be indulged by this.

i guess that really is the only point to it

[Pardalis]

You've gotta give it to him, most of the people he insults get the one insult, and tons of variations on it. He's a straight-to-the-point guy.

[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;51255592]Jeb is a mess[/QUOTE]

jeb is a [B]big, fat, mistake.[/B]

[TheBloodyNine]

New Jersey is the only state he has insulted
welp

[Dr.C]

[QUOTE=TheBloodyNine;51255768]New Jersey is the only state he has insulted
welp[/QUOTE]

I feel bad for New Jersey. Everyone rips on them, even the actually worse states with super high poverty and crime rates

[Daniel Smith]

i like how they still included his insults towards isis

[phaedon]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/O8pSSOe.jpg[/img]

Uncalled for.

[postal]

[QUOTE=gman003-main;51255357]What a lack of variety, really. [/QUOTE]

yea no kidding. I just used this super easy word cloud generator to make a cloud out of all the words he used more than twice to insult people with, to see what his favorites are:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/C6Kl6p8.png[/img]

can't wait for his next tweet telling us how TOTALLY CROOKED and BAD hillary is.

[myon]

I want someone to make a chrome extension that replaces all of his childish tweets with happy motivational ones

[TonyP]

[QUOTE=postal;51256367]yea no kidding. I just used this super easy word cloud generator to make a cloud out of all the words he used more than twice to insult people with, to see what his favorites are:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/C6Kl6p8.png[/img]

can't wait for his next tweet telling us how TOTALLY CROOKED and BAD hillary is.[/QUOTE]

It is interesting how accurately this picture describes Trump.

[srobins]

It's such an obvious idea and yet nobody has done it yet. Just seeing the thumbnail image of the paper with that tiny print amassing this huge ocean of dumb 3AM tweets is just too funny for me lol

[phaedon]

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;51255486][b]Jeb Bush[/b]

“gave up and enlisted Mommy and his brother”
“had to bring in mommy to take a slap at me”
“a sad case”
“a total embarrassment to himself and his family”
[/quote]

That's just bullying.

[Zero-Point]

Sheesh, talk about a manchild.

[Rossy167]

[QUOTE=postal;51256367]yea no kidding. I just used this super easy word cloud generator to make a cloud out of all the words he used more than twice to insult people with, to see what his favorites are:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/C6Kl6p8.png[/img]

can't wait for his next tweet telling us how TOTALLY CROOKED and BAD hillary is.[/QUOTE]

I'm expecting that pic to be a gif that slowly fades out to showing Trump's dumb smug smile.

[Blizzerd]

Someone should make a trump word generator, just fill in some topics and a trump tweet is generated.

edit: never mind that, too easy... a chatbot that passes the turing test pretending to be trump

[gman003-main]

[QUOTE=Blizzerd;51258168]Someone should make a trump word generator, just fill in some topics and a trump tweet is generated.

edit: never mind that, too easy... a chatbot that passes the turing test pretending to be trump[/QUOTE]

It's already been done:
[URL="https://twitter.com/DeepDrumpf"]@DeepDrumpf[/URL]

[SquidsEye]

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51255620]i don't disagree, i guess i just don't see much point to this. those who support trump will continue to support trump and those who hate him will have that hate be indulged by this.

i guess that really is the only point to it[/QUOTE]

There is a fair portion of undecided voters, I don't know how effective this would be at swaying them but I'd guess that's the purpose.