[quote]A pilot and a flight attendant were dismissed from Cathay Pacific after photos of them having oral sex in a cockpit appeared online and in print, the Hong Kong airline said.
The airline's chief executive John Slosar said the couple, who have not been identified, "are no longer employees of the company."
He stressed that the incident did not happen while a plane was airborne and said a report would be forwarded to Hong Kong's Civil Aviation Department.
"I find any behaviour that recklessly soils the reputation of our company or our team members as totally unacceptable," Slosar said.
"That's why we moved as swiftly as we could to ascertain the facts of the case, and to take decisive action."
According to Chinese newspaper reports, the pilot protested that he and the flight attendant are a couple and that the pictures were downloaded from his personal computer without his knowledge.[/quote]
Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8285144/pilot-stewardess-fired-over-cockpit-sex[/url]
Pilots, man. So crazy.
Guess you could say they were having technical issues with engine choke.
Now I know why they call it the cock pit.
[QUOTE=SweetSwifter;31707916]Now I know why they call it the cock pit.[/QUOTE]
son of a bitch
you stole my joke
e: gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane"
Well, it looks like they were playing with each other's instruments.
There's a landing strip pun somewhere in here.
[QUOTE=pdp;31707947]There's a landing strip pun somewhere in here.[/QUOTE]
Well from her hair It was pretty obvious they had a rough landing.
imagine if they were accidently pressing against the com button
[QUOTE=ThePutty;31707999]imagine if they were accidently pressing against the com button[/QUOTE]
"This is the captain speaking oh god that is amazing use your tongue more" ?
[QUOTE=TheGronk;31707886]photos of them having oral sex in a cockpit appeared online[/QUOTE]
Where?
Love is always in the air
But on a more serious note, I was on a Cathay Pacific plane headed for Hong Kong two days ago.
Man, [i]where[/i] are the [i]photos[/i]?
We have reached the erotic level of 15000, It is now safe to take off your sex belts and release the cockpit.
Huh, a friend told me about this yesterday. Didn't think the story would be true.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;31707924]son of a bitch
you stole my joke
e: gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane"[/QUOTE]
Trouser Snakes on a Plane?
Hold the fuck up, copyrighting that as we speak.
[url]http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=pilot+oral+sex&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch[/url]
[url]http://thesexscandal.com/cathay-pacific-stewardess-oral-sex.shtml[/url]
Pictures discovered!
side note, the ad they have on the side is quite hilarious
[img]http://thesexscandal.com/120x600-1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=s0beit;31708397][url]http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=pilot+oral+sex&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch[/url]
[url]http://thesexscandal.com/cathay-pacific-stewardess-oral-sex.shtml[/url]
Pictures discovered!
side note, the ad they have on the side is quite hilarious
[img]http://thesexscandal.com/120x600-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I would let her put my armrest in an upright position
Do they have details on the flight number? I want to see if this was the same plane I was on
I bet the pilot reached extraordinary heights.
Nice
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;31708379]Trouser Snakes on a Plane?
Hold the fuck up, copyrighting that as we speak.[/QUOTE]
My god! They're everywhere!
I guess she was his [I]cock's pit[/I] :v:
You can't blame the pilot, Stewardess are all pretty hot. Especially with the leggings.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;31708994]You can't blame the pilot, Stewardess are all pretty hot. Especially with the leggings.[/QUOTE]
I would have piloted down her runway that's for sure.
We are several kilometers in the air and going several hundred miles per hour. I am sitting in my pilot's seat in my pilot uniform. We're watching the sky and the clouds go by us.
THE TIME IS RIGHT. IT'S MY CHANCE TO MAKE A MOVE. I LEAN IN CLOSER TO HER.
Puns.
Puns everywhere.
anyway. A friend of mine told me that just hours ago.
pretty funny and twisted.
I dont see why they got fired. A few cocks got sucked, so what? They werent doing it in the air, so who cares?
Also, i once watched some porn movie where guy fucked a stewardess. Man, i came buckets. Heh, those were times.
[QUOTE=Advisor;31711863]I dont see why they got fired. A few cocks got sucked, so what? They werent doing it in the air, so who cares?
Also, i once watched some porn movie where guy fucked a stewardess. Man, i came buckets. Heh, those were times.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it's not inappropriate to do that at all while in the cockpit of a plane, on the ground or in the air.
I'd let her fasten my seatbelt.
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