Wait so if I become jewish I also become a lizard person?
That's fucking badass where do I sign up
I know plenty of Jews, its true.
You know what? I don't know how this stupid slander got started, but I am getting tired of it. We are not covered in scales, and we don't flick our tongues out to smell the air or for whatever reason they do it.
WE ARE NOT LIZARDS.
We're salamanders.
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I will never know the truth
So, I don't know why I'm doing this, but let's go through these arguments one-by-one:
1) The Illuminati Card Game predicted stuff:
-So apparently this card game predicted stuff like 9/11 and whatever, the reality is that the stuff depicted in the card game is stuff that happened before the card game was made. The world trade centre was attacked in 1993 for example ([url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing[/url]). The idea of soviet russia using "the gays" to subvert the west goes back to the cold war. The game also depicts just about every single famous monument being blown up, including Big Ben, the Eiffel tower and the Sydney opera house. So I could point to any terrorist attack on a major monument at any point in history and claim it was predicted in the cards. For fucks sake, the game is designed to be about Illuminati conspiracies. The game is literally designed to work that way. This is like those people who saw Illuminati symbols in Gravity Falls and thought it was some sort of conspiracy when it reality the show had been designed that way because, you guessed it, it was literally designed to be a show about conspiracy theories.
The reason that the Illuminati card game depicts jewish and alien conspiracy theories is that it is an Illuminati card game about jewish and alien conspiracy theories.
2)Politicians making hand gestures:
-It's called public speaking. They all do that because they're taught to do it. Yes it's weird and artificial, but they do it because they're spineless con artists and not lizard men hiding beneath fake human skin.
Most of those people aren't even Jews.
Oh no, I see. They're false jews and according to the bible (old testament), the false jews worship satan. Oh, so it's the not-jews who are the lizard people? But wait a second, what the hell, I thought it was the jewish people who are bad? Also why are you basing your arguments on the bible (particularly the old testament) which is a jewish book? I thought the jews were the bad guys? No? It's the not-jews? Is it both?
3)The 'capiche' hand gesture is now the number 6 (number of the devil)
-What, no it isn't. It's an italian hand gesture or alternatively a form of gestural inneuendo if you make the circle with one hand and put your index finger from your other hand into it.
And again, why are you using the bible as a source? I thought jews were supposed to be the bad guys? What the fuck does this have to do with lizard men? What the fuck does this have to do with aliens?
4)The peace sign is now a satanic symbol
-The fuck?
This is why artists and creative people deliberately put pyramids and secret messages in stuff just to fuck with these people, they literally take anything they can find to prove their theories, most of which is stuff that actually depicts conspiracy theories or conspiracy theorists and so of course is going to have that stuff in it.
^I ain't gonna try to quote that, but this.
All I remember is that Seth Macfarlane had a thing with producers being Jewish so he'd always make those jokes in his works about EVERYONE in charge being "greedy Jews". Poe's Law ensures everytime.
fuck the goyim found out
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"Oy ssssssssss"
Can confirm, am alien lizard.
Jar jar binks is a Jew?
[QUOTE=650leetARIMI;49236955]Jar jar binks is a Jew?[/QUOTE]
Jar jar is a lizard?
Jar Jar is a jew lizard.
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The Goyim know! Shut it down!
I got about half way through it and I still can't tell if it's satire or not.
If it is then he put way too much energy into it.
His entire channel is full of hour long videos on how and why the evil German-Russian-Commie-Negro-Illuminati-Lizard-Jews want to destroy the white race.
This seems way too dedicated for satire.
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