Facebook Catches Another Criminal - Polidicks

[quote]Illinois— A 23-year-old Normal woman has been arrested on preliminary charges of filing a false police report that generated thousands of shares after she posted the account on Facebook. The woman's arrest stemmed from her report to law enforcement Wednesday that she was stopped by a male impersonating a police officer and using a vehicle equipped with emergency lights on Monday near Heartland Community College on Raab Road in Normal. "Our investigation eventually revealed that this incident never occurred," said Normal Police Chief Rick Bleichner. "The arrest stems from several man-hours of patrol time and detective time and we could not put all of our resources into crimes that actually occurred. Had this individual come clean with us in the beginning, it would not have continued to grow and get out of hand like it did."[/quote] [url]http://www.policeone.com/investigations/articles/6276426-Woman-in-Facebook-post-accused-of-filing-false-police-report/[/url]

What a modest town name.

[QUOTE=Dissolution;41053234]What a modest town name.[/QUOTE] Normal Police, Fire, hell, even Normal Homicides.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;41053255]Normal Police, Fire, hell, even Normal Homicides.[/QUOTE] All appliances come with just one setting: Normal.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;41053255]Normal Police, Fire, hell, even Normal Homicides.[/QUOTE] "Normal Major Crimes"

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;41053753]"Normal Major Crimes"[/QUOTE] "Normal Special Victims Unit"

"Normal Hall"

"Normal Police Department"

"Normal Pet Shop" [img]http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/b/bb/Moes_Pet_Store.jpg[/img]

Normal Marketplace

"Normal Police Chief Rick Bleichner" lel

Normal Mental Asylum

"Bunch of psychos in this town, this ain't normal" "But it is."

Normal paranormal occurrences

Normal [insert funny phrase here] [sp]Normal[/sp]

i got really fucking confused when I started reading the article

[QUOTE=Araknid;41055083]i got really fucking confused when I started reading the article[/QUOTE] That's Normal.

normal sex shop

Thread derailing, as normal.

Funny how the name Normal is so unusual.

[QUOTE=Flapadar;41055449]normal sex shop[/QUOTE] Kinks, it's behind the Kroger near Tobin's. [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=areolop;41053224][url]http://www.policeone.com/investigations/articles/6276426-Woman-in-Facebook-post-accused-of-filing-false-police-report/[/url][/QUOTE] .....I might have been at a party at her apartment last week. [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Dissolution;41053234]What a modest town name.[/QUOTE] Named after ISU (When it was a teaching college) Illinois State Normal University. [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] Seriously...am I still asleep. I remember hearing about this. It's weird to see a pantagraph article posted on face punch. [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] [url]http://m.pantagraph.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/woman-in-court-for-phony-police-report-says-she-wanted/article_eb0d3712-d536-11e2-a1a5-0019bb2963f4.html?mobile_touch=true[/url] [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] [url]http://m.pantagraph.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/normal-police-no-truth-to-post-about-man-impersonating-cop/article_66368898-d3a3-11e2-ac98-001a4bcf887a.html?mobile_touch=true[/url] Okay, to the best of my knowledge, I've never met her. [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] Yup, she does live at the point.....weird. [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE][IMG]http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/pantagraph.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/4b/b4b69102-d538-11e2-bdc1-0019bb2963f4/51bb8abd8131b.preview-620.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]A statement read by a prosecutor in court Friday said Colton admitted the report was false, telling police “she made the story up to get attention and see if anyone cared about her. She had no idea her Facebook post would get so much attention,” said the statement. [/QUOTE] [editline]16th June 2013[/editline] [url]http://www.pantagraph.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/woman-in-court-for-phony-police-report-says-she-wanted/article_eb0d3712-d536-11e2-a1a5-0019bb2963f4.html#comments[/url] Did face punch find this article two days ago? The comments section leads me to believe this.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8CI3swE5hg[/media]

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Normal, on the surface. [SP]Obscure math joke fail. +1[/SP]

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;41057022][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8CI3swE5hg[/media][/QUOTE] Good song, good album, great musician. First thing I thought of on seeing Normal, Illinois.

Normal is weird.