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It's a sort of yoghurt...
Seriously, I drank 3 (they're really delicious and I always wondered why they put so little in each can, now I know...) and I've been shitting my guts out for the past 3 days. It's terrible: every 4 hours I get these horrible pains in my abdomen and then I have to take a shit that smells terrible and has a frightening velocity when given birth.
On the bright side: I've been taking these anti-diarrhea pills that are just like charcoal (taste good, but take too many and you'll be shitting bricks). The result is that if I unleash the fury, it's all black, which looks really awesome. Combine that with the terrible pains/stench and you almost feel like you've unleashed something that came from the darkest depths of Moria.
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So FP: never drink more than one a day of these![/B]
[U]PRO TIP: To avoid water splashing your butthole, put a few pieces of toilet paper in the water. Works like a charm...[/U]
Umm... I'll keep that in mind...
I already drank three of those a day and nothing happened.
Oh I know I will... nature th[B]a[/B]ught me the hard way...
Your stomach is weak if 3 made you crap yourself.
you are weak
I will drink a pack of these and see what happens.
I've drank 3 redbulls in a day without any serious *twitch* repercussions.
Yet you can't even have 3 yogurts in a day?
Lactose intolerant.
Try drinking those while on an antibiotic theraphy.
Charcoal goes though your system in 20 minutes, that is why you are having diarrhea.
You've never been to nursing school or Web MD I see.
Just like when I started eating a pot of Activia daily. God damn.
[QUOTE=KillerKane;17469801]Charcoal goes though your system in 20 minutes, that is why you are having diarrhea.
You've never been to nursing school or Web MD I see.[/QUOTE]
I think charcoal is an anti-diarrhea.
[QUOTE=reedbo;17469823]I think charcoal is an anti-diarrhea.[/QUOTE]
Really? Do some researching on overdoses.
You'll find out why they use it.
my sister used to work at Danone and she used to bring pallets of yogurt that had badly printed on labels
one day she brought a shitload of Activia (which contains insane amounts of fiber to make you shit) and I ate about 8 in a row
my anus never forgave me
I don't drink it.
You will never beat the shitageddon. :tinfoil:
Where do they sell these?
ITT: OP stereotypes a products effect on the human body due to his own personal experience.
[QUOTE=Playaz;17469992]Were do they sell these?[/QUOTE]
UK
Drink more. Maybe you can sue the company for lots of collateral damage to your bathroom.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;17470215]Drink more. Maybe you can sue the company for lots of collateral damage to your bathroom.[/QUOTE]
I lol'd.
Never drink a Sparkling Laxative and 3 bottles of water within a 10 minute time frame.
Basically this :psyboom:, except the head is your ass.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17470631]Never drink a Sparkling Laxative and 3 bottles of water within a 10 minute time frame.
Basically this :psyboom:, except the head is your ass.[/QUOTE]
So your ass exploded into a pulp of blood? :ohdear:
The entire point of actimel is to improve digestive transit so you kinda fucked yourself over there, it's like half building a plane and deciding "fuck it, get that bitch in the air"
[QUOTE=Kondor;17470748]The entire point of actimel is to improve digestive transit so you kinda fucked yourself over there, it's like half building a plane and deciding "fuck it, get that bitch in the air"[/QUOTE]
Actually it's more like building a small plane and putting ten jet engines on the back of it to only have the wings rip off.
Mm, Danone.
[QUOTE=KillerKane;17469855]Really? Do some researching on overdoses.
You'll find out why they use it.[/QUOTE]
Charcoal nitctate is used for overdoes, but not this kind of charcoal. Do some researching in general.
OP made me LOL.
[QUOTE=Nori;17470656]So your ass exploded into a pulp of blood? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Pretty much.
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