Paranoia may be Harrison Ford's worst movie ever in his career
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[QUOTE]If early reviews are any indication, Paranoia, the film starring Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, and Liam Hemsworth, is a very bad film, and the worst of Ford’s career. The reviews are starting to pile in, and they aren’t good. At the time this story is being written, out of 22 Paranoia reviews currently listed at Rotten Tomatoes, only one of them is positive[/QUOTE]
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anyone here seen this movie.?
[video=youtube;pMXc1nDSk9Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMXc1nDSk9Y[/video]
Yeah, not seeing this.
It looked rather cliche from the commercials I've seen of it.
Worse than Hollywood Homicide? Damn.
I would love to see it just for Ford and Oldman but the rest of it looks meh.
is this a surprise to anyone
Screw Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman is in it.
It's not like it's their fault. You can thank shitty writing.
[QUOTE=Scot;41877055]Screw Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman is in it.[/QUOTE]
Can it be worse than the Scarlett Letter?
i knew this movie was going to be utter shit the second i saw the trailer on tv
the part where the dude pulls out a silenced pistol and follows that dude in the parking garage and then at the end it said pg-13 i knew nothing good could come of it. why even have a gun when we know he wont actually kill anyone with it
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;41876937]Worse than Hollywood Homicide? Damn.[/QUOTE]
Something already was:
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Even Worse than Crystal skull?
[QUOTE=Rediscover;41877499]i knew this movie was going to be utter shit the second i saw the trailer on tv
the part where the dude pulls out a silenced pistol and follows that dude in the parking garage and then at the end it said pg-13 i knew nothing good could come of it. why even have a gun when we know he wont actually kill anyone with it[/QUOTE]
people get killed in pg-13 movies m8
The joker slammed a pencil through a dudes fuckin eye in the dark knight
guess what rating that ended up being
[QUOTE=TheKritter71;41876875][url]http://www.hypable.com/2013/08/15/paranoia-bad-reviews-harrison-ford/[/url]
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[url=http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=paranoia.htm]$35 million budget[/url]
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;41877789]Even Worse than Crystal skull?[/QUOTE]
I actually liked that film, not as good as the first three but still enjoyable. I think James Rolfe sums it up pretty well
[url]http://cinemassacre.com/2010/07/01/top-10-sequels-that-arent-as-bad-as-everyone-says-2/[/url] (Skip to 13 minutes in)
[QUOTE=Genericenemy;41878658]I actually liked that film, not as good as the first three still enjoyable. I think James Rolfe sums it up pretty well
[url]http://cinemassacre.com/2010/07/01/top-10-sequels-that-arent-as-bad-as-everyone-says-2/[/url] (Skip to 13 minutes in)[/QUOTE]
That's the thing. Crystal Skull was a terrible Indiana Jones movie, but Indiana Jones movies are still fuckin' great, so that makes it an okay movie.
[QUOTE=Riller;41878717]That's the thing. Crystal Skull was a terrible Indiana Jones movie, but Indiana Jones movies are still fuckin' great, so that makes it an okay movie.[/QUOTE]
I disagree. It had some fantastic Indiana Jones scenes sandwiched between drivel.
[QUOTE=Genericenemy;41878658]I actually liked that film, not as good as the first three but still enjoyable. I think James Rolfe sums it up pretty well
[url]http://cinemassacre.com/2010/07/01/top-10-sequels-that-arent-as-bad-as-everyone-says-2/[/url] (Skip to 13 minutes in)[/QUOTE]
That was a good watch, thanks for that link.
That's ok. He's still good and respected and it was only a bad movie. Everyone has bad moments.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;41878624][url=http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=paranoia.htm]$35 million budget[/url][/QUOTE]
my butt hiccuped
[QUOTE=Genericenemy;41878658]I actually liked that film, not as good as the first three but still enjoyable. I think James Rolfe sums it up pretty well
[url]http://cinemassacre.com/2010/07/01/top-10-sequels-that-arent-as-bad-as-everyone-says-2/[/url] (Skip to 13 minutes in)[/QUOTE]
My favorite Indy movie was the second one, and alot of people hated that
[QUOTE=TheKritter71;41879995]My favorite Indy movie was the second one, and alot of people hated that[/QUOTE]
We all have strange choices in some way or another, for example I place Bioshock 2 at number two position on the greatest games that I've ever played.
I work at a cinema and I kid you not, I have not seen One person come see that movie. I always use that auditorium to relax in.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;41877499]i knew this movie was going to be utter shit the second i saw the trailer on tv
the part where the dude pulls out a silenced pistol and follows that dude in the parking garage and then at the end it said pg-13 i knew nothing good could come of it. why even have a gun when we know he wont actually kill anyone with it[/QUOTE]
I think you could depict dead people as long as you don't show the duration of both explicit dismemberment or major bleedouts
2D eastern animated films appear to be exempt from that rule though. Like Princess Mononoke and Escaflowne. This makes sense since they aren't based on reality.
[QUOTE=Genericenemy;41881279]We all have strange choices in some way or another, for example I place Bioshock 2 at number two position on the greatest games that I've ever played.[/QUOTE]
LOL no you don't.
[QUOTE=Genericenemy;41881279]We all have strange choices in some way or another, for example I place Bioshock 2 at number two position on the greatest games that I've ever played.[/QUOTE]
you serious bro
[QUOTE=Brt5470;41881966]you serious bro[/QUOTE]
I, also really liked 2 a hella lot.
wonder what Friend Computer has to say about that
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;41882333]wonder what Friend Computer has to say about that[/QUOTE]
Wondering about what Friend Computer has to say is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
The irony is the movie's called Paranoia, but nobody's watching it
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