A guy tries to smuggle 24 pythons and lizards by taping them to his body.
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[quote]The 22-year-old Norwegian was stopped in a routine check by Kristiansand customs after arriving on a ferry from Denmark, the Faedrelandsvennen newspaper reported.
After finding a tarantula in the man's bag, customs officials decided to give him a full body search that revealed 14 stockings - one for each snake - taped around his torso, the tabloid said.
When the man dropped his pants, the officers found 10 cans taped to his legs, each containing a lizard, he said.
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Who knew ductape had so many uses, or looks like he got into a sticky situation, or or or....... nevermind:Dawkins102:
[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/6442084/Pictured-Man-tries-to-smuggle-14-pythons-into-Norway-by-taping-them-to-his-body.html]Source[/url]
The thought of taping snakes and lizards to me makes my skin crawl.
Am I an artist or something?
That would be uncomfortable.
joke about my penis being a python.
[QUOTE=Amez;18056501]That would be uncomfortable, slimy snakes stuck on your skin for a long flight.[/QUOTE]
Snakes are not slimy. Why do people think that?
Lizards and snakes on a plane.
Real life edition.
Why??
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;18056580]Snakes are not slimy. Why do people think that?[/QUOTE]
I held one before, although that may have been pee.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18056461]The thought of taping snakes and lizards to me makes my skin crawl.[/QUOTE]
its not even taped directly to him
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no balls
He should have hid the snakes in his bum.
Snakes on a plane
[QUOTE=Amez;18056692]I held one before, although that may have been pee.[/QUOTE]
So have I, they're very dry and smooth to the touch.
[QUOTE=Samuelgames;18060642]Except it's on a train.[/QUOTE]
*Snakes on a train.
Those poor snakes must have been uncomfortable.
[QUOTE=Amez;18056692]I held one before, although that may have been pee.[/QUOTE]
I've held one before, My cousin has one. Hell it was awesome. its kinda like scaly leather.
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;18056575]joke about my penis being a python.[/QUOTE]
comment about your joke not being funny
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;18056580]Snakes are not slimy. Why do people think that?[/QUOTE]
Because they think of worms
[QUOTE=Samuelgames;18060642]Except it's on a train.[/QUOTE]
Except it's on a ferry.
Is the map of Europe in my head just messed up or how would you go from Denmark directly to Norway by train?
[QUOTE=rb_pk;18062691]Because they think of worms[/QUOTE]
Worms aren't slimy either =/ Nor are maggots... Now slugs, that a whole different thing.
Guy 1:Hey man, nice erection.
Guy 2: Oh, no that's just my python.
Guy 1: :geno:
Guy 2: :q:
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;18061188]*Snakes on a train.
Those poor snakes must have been uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.pfafilms.com/inglese/immagini/snakes.jpg[/IMG]
Real movie. :P
Also, how could someone not notice a man with awkward wriggling bulges walking around?
All I can think of is a strange blackmarket petshop where some shifty guy asks you "would you like to sample some of my fine wares?" and opens his jacket to reveal a load of reptiles sellotaped to the inside.
He should of just flown there with Balloon boy.
oh wait a minute!
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;18056580]Snakes are not slimy. Why do people think that?[/QUOTE]
Because they look slimy, when really they are not. Mystery solved.
No ones willing to lose their mojo?
[QUOTE=Samuelgames;18060642]Except it's on a train.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sZV5wDpVL._SL500_AA240_.jpg[/img]
Yes, I'm late, but I have a different poster. And I think it's better.
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[QUOTE=Osteoporosis;18064551]Because they look slimy, when really they are not. Mystery solved.[/QUOTE]
Actually, they're really scratchy. I used to have a pet snake, and they have the texture of those little spiky balls that get stuck to your socks.
