I work at a supermarket on the weekend, usually doing magazines and papers.
Last Saturday was no different. It was about 2:00PM when the biggest trendy weebo faggot was looking at this magazine, MacFormat to be precise.
I watched him read bits, smile and then look into his wallet to see if he had change so that he could buy it.
He obviously didn't have change and asked me if I could 'hold' it for him (was the last one) while he go gets money out. I then watched him walk out the store and that's when it happened. I took the MacFormat magazine into the warehouse toilets, opened up about half way and I don't know why I did it but I dropped my pants and proceeded to wipe the magazine with my profusely sweaty gooch/ballsack.
After about 3 or 4 'swipes' I went back on the shop floor and I could see the boy eagerly looking for me. I handed it over and he said "I owe you"
I haven't been able to sleep since.
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Cool story bro.
Also you're a dick.
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How old was he?
I laughed so hard some of the orange juice I was drinking leaked out of my nose.
You're a sociopath. And?
you win, i laughed very hard
He was 16/17. I am 19.
You did the right thing.
That's sort of a dick thing to do. What did he ever do to you? If he did act like an ass to you I guess it would be fine, but why did you do this?
I have no fucking idea.
I rate thee, one gold star.
This greatly amused me.
I feel sorry for that kid though.
hahahaha
fucking sweet
You are a bad person, you have no friends, which is why you were alone at a super market
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;16037378]I have no fucking idea.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's some form of tourettes. You have the need to rub your balls on stuff every now and then.
He was asking a legitimate reason for you to hold it, he wasn't being an asshole at all.
You disgust me.
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16037392]You are a bad person, you have no friends, which is why you were alone at a super market[/QUOTE]
No I work at the supermarket.
MacFag was alone :(
i dont even knw what to say
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Get Help. Like. Professional Help.
You're an ass.
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;16037415]No I work at the supermarket.
MacFag was alone :([/QUOTE]
I hope you get fired then
[QUOTE=Kybalt;16037431]i dont even knw what to say
[editline]10:59AM[/editline]
Get Help. Like. Professional Help.[/QUOTE]
Same, I feel like saying something witty or make a pun but its just too funny for words
I wonder if he smelt the magazine and wondered what it smelt like ball sweat :v:
This is why I hate most people. Really some of them just do something dumb with no reason. By your avatar, I guess you're a stoner? That explains everything.
[QUOTE=deepneau;16037345]How old was he?[/QUOTE]
I think a better question is how old is the OP.
Seriously dude, were you dropped on your fucking head as a baby?
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;16037335]I work at a supermarket on the weekend, usually doing magazines and papers.
Last Saturday was no different. It was about 2:00PM when the biggest trendy weebo faggot was looking at this magazine, MacFormat to be precise.
I watched him read bits, smile and then look into his wallet to see if he had change so that he could buy it.
He obviously didn't have change and asked me if I could 'hold' it for him (was the last one) while he go gets money out. I then watched him walk out the store and that's when it happened. I took the MacFormat magazine into the warehouse toilets, opened up about half way and I don't know why I did it but I dropped my pants and proceeded to wipe the magazine with my profusely sweaty gooch/ballsack.
After about 3 or 4 'swipes' I went back on the shop floor and I could see the boy eagerly looking for me. I handed it over and he said "I owe you"
I haven't been able to sleep since.[/QUOTE]
I really despise people like you.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16037368]That's sort of a dick thing to do.[/QUOTE]
Pun? :v:
OP's a chav too I guess
You feel bad, soon it will get worse and wont let you sleep, it will take you to edge of despair if you dont tell him, you obviously cant stand the feeling.
It WILL haunt you forever.
Dude, you're sick.
But this does remind of my Facepunch confessionals; they where a good read.
[QUOTE=trivium1200;16037439]You're an ass.[/QUOTE]
Mr. Grinch
I don't know what to make of this at all, I want to laugh but I'm disgusted at OPs actions at the same time.
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