• The smoke shits
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Seriously thread fyi, but I noticed that whenever I get a buzz from a smoke, my bowels loosen up and I need to take the grossest dump you've ever felt. It's like it just liquefies all of my shits and fuck. Anybody else suffer from this shit ordeal?
:wtc: Go see a doctor
You are dumb, your threads are dumb, and you should feel bad
Humans weren't created to inhale poisonous smoke into her body. Might just be a natural reaction.
We humans are divided into two genders. Not everyone has a female body. :eng101:
It's a sign you're gonna die. I'm sorry you have 69 hours left.
What are you smoking anyway?
Oh god :wtc: I did not need to read this thread while eating chinese.
smoking increases your heart rate and foe some reason it makes you have to shit :science: most of that it true i just don't know why
Smoking relaxes the body and by proxy relaxes the bowels. [editline]09:25PM[/editline] Infact ciggarettes are essentially a muscle relaxant. Doesn't make them any better for you.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;24189801]Humans weren't created to inhale poisonous smoke into her body. Might just be a natural reaction.[/QUOTE] double troll detected
Drug discussion, pothead.
Must be awesome smoking a turd, what's it like?
Thread title made me think of a smoke cloud taking a dump.
Does it happen after or before getting your munch on?
Stop smoking. :hurr:
[QUOTE=Mobzor;24191052]It's a sign you're gonna die. I'm sorry you have 69 hours left.[/QUOTE] Why does OP only have 69 hours left? [editline]05:05PM[/editline] Why not 24 or something?
It is a sex analogy Also, you ask why he [i]only[/i] has 69 hours left, then you suggest a lower number. :geno:
Expected a Badage Boys thread here...
[QUOTE=GerardV2;24192743]Expected a Badage Boys thread here...[/QUOTE] Will people shut the fuck up about this? Honestly.
Experience must be pretty shitty.
This is what happens when I eat too much ice cream. No joke.
If I smoke a fag in the morning and haven't been to the toilet yet, about halfway through I all of sudden need ashit. I was speaking to a mate and he said the same thing happens to him. [editline]10:35PM[/editline] Google seems to answer that it is infact nicotine that causes a laxative effect.
[QUOTE=Tea;24191420]Drug discussion, pothead.[/QUOTE] He was talking about cigarettes assfuck
[QUOTE=Swebonny;24189801]Humans weren't created to inhale poisonous smoke into her body. Might just be a natural reaction.[/QUOTE]
What if you smoke the cigarette with your butt? Do you poop out your mouth? Yeah, I've heard nicotine is a laxative.
I've never experienced that.
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