• Health Information - What is wrong with your body?
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[B]Introduction[/B] Hello fellow Facepunch members I am conducting some research on medical procedures and would like your help. I am working on a website for all sorts of medical procedures and different types of operations. The first part of this project is gathering information about medical procedures, this is more of a survey of what you have had done. I am not interested in any personal identifiable information, just pricing information. [B]Purpose[/B] The purpose of this survey is to gather information from all different people to see what kinds of procedures you have had done, and where you have had them done. Also I would like to compare the costs of procedures. [B]Examples[/B] Some examples of procedures that I am looking for would be: -Sewing a wound -Setting a broken leg -Nose augmentation -Breast augmentation -etc... I am not looking for extremes such as ablative brain surgery, or anything to that extent. [B]Information Needed[/B] -Date -Procedure name -Procedure code (if possible) -Price ($USD) -Location (country/state/city/zip) Any further information that could be given would be excellent. PM would be ideal, and if you would like to talk more extensively about the procedure we could arrange something. [URL="http://www.google.com"] [/URL]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/394-Witness-The-Fitness[/url]
Just a bit of criticism, your title seems a bit iffy it sounds more like what illnesses or whatever that we have rather than cosmetic procedures.
If I take a piss, and then fap shortly after, I get this burning sensation in my dick, I've named it FIRECOCK. It happens usually once every 2 months.
[QUOTE=Petrussen;28930875]If I take a piss, and then fap shortly after, I get this burning sensation in my dick, I've named it FIRECOCK.[/QUOTE] It's called urinary tract infection.
[QUOTE=markg06;28930797]Just a bit of criticism, your title seems a bit iffy it sounds more like what illnesses or whatever that we have rather than cosmetic procedures.[/QUOTE] I am not looking just for cosmetic, those are just some examples. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Nurdock;28930754][url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/394-Witness-The-Fitness[/url][/QUOTE]Is that section called witness the medical procedures...nope
[QUOTE=Aoifern;28930730]What is wrong with your body?[/QUOTE] 90% obese on facepunch
[img]http://www.columbiasurgery.org/thoracic/img/pic_pectus.jpg[/img] I've got pectus excavatum. Pretty common birth defect, but mine is apparently much more severe than most cases in the sense that it's seriously constricting my lungs (lung capacity at 60% of normal volume) and has displaced my heart. My heart is beating against the solid bone of my ribcage, which could lead to serious damage down the road. Because of this, I need surgery to correct my defect. It's rather unpleasant, too! They'll cut me open, break all of my ribs, cut off the extra length, pop out my sternum, shave off the excess cartilage, wire it all together, and shove in a metal band to support the ribs while they heal in their new shape. Apparently it's pretty excruciating, but at least you get a funny scar out of it: [img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cReHD6pVCMM/0.jpg[/img]
Flat footed (roughly translated from the Swedish word "Platt fotat")
I'm totally fine actually.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28931712][img_thumb]http://www.columbiasurgery.org/thoracic/img/pic_pectus.jpg[/img_thumb] I've got pectus excavatum. Pretty common birth defect, but mine is apparently much more severe than most cases in the sense that it's seriously constricting my lungs (lung capacity at 60% of normal volume) and has displaced my heart. My heart is beating against the solid bone of my ribcage, which could lead to serious damage down the road. Because of this, I need surgery to correct my defect. It's rather unpleasant, too! They'll cut me open, break all of my ribs, cut off the extra length, pop out my sternum, shave off the excess cartilage, wire it all together, and shove in a metal band to support the ribs while they heal in their new shape. Apparently it's pretty excruciating, but at least you get a funny scar out of it: [img_thumb]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cReHD6pVCMM/0.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] They let you in the Military with that? Shit I didn't even bother going to a recruiter because of my prosthetic hip because everything I looked at said I'd almost be turned down at the spot. My cousin got discharged at MEPS because he had slight scoliosis too. Lucky. :saddowns: Oh well, I got better plans now than the Air Force but for a year or two there I had no idea what I wanted to do in life and was quite sad about it.
[QUOTE=OvB;28932210]They let you in the Military with that? Shit I didn't even bother going to a recruiter because of my prosthetic hip because everything I looked at said I'd almost be turned down at the spot. My cousin got discharged at MEPS because he had slight scoliosis too. Lucky. :saddowns: Oh well, I got better plans now than the Air Force but for a year or two there I had no idea what I wanted to do in life and was quite sad about it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they let me in, but once we realized that it was causing problems they started a MedBoard to figure out what to do with me. I'm getting sent home for good next week.
And I guess yeah, I had my left hip replaced. It's weird because if I sit on the end of my seat It feels like I'm sitting on a ball on my left side. If I stuck my hand right under my ass I can feel the metal joint when I move it around. It's quite bad ass. Way more movement than my old one, not a disadvantage at all. I can't wait to get my other one done because the way I am now I'm a whole inch taller on my left side. (doc gave me a one inch lift I guess). It's awkward to run and stand like that. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28932241]Yeah, they let me in, but once we realized that it was causing problems they started a MedBoard to figure out what to do with me. I'm getting sent home for it next week.[/QUOTE] Ah man that sucks. I'm sorry. :saddowns:
Yeah, I'll bet. You must have one hell of a lurch. When they doing the other hip? I'm really looking forward to getting my surgery, I'll feel like a whole new man afterwards. Can you imagine suddenly getting a 40% increase to lung power? I'll be able to run like a friggen' gazelle.
Only real surgery I've ever had was to fix my broken arm, that's it. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28932319]Yeah, I'll bet. You must have one hell of a lurch. When they doing the other hip? I'm really looking forward to getting my surgery, I'll feel like a whole new man afterwards. Can you imagine suddenly getting a 40% increase to lung power? I'll be able to run like a friggen' gazelle.[/QUOTE] Good luck with the surgery, I hope it all goes well for you! Be sure to post pictures of your sadface scar as well :P
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28932241]Yeah, they let me in, but once we realized that it was causing problems they started a MedBoard to figure out what to do with me. I'm getting sent home for good next week.[/QUOTE] You talk so much absolute shit. One minute you're a pilot, next you're in the military and now you're a monster with a hole in your chest. Looking for attention or something? [b]Edited:[/b] That or you've got spaghetti genes from an incest family.
[QUOTE=Petrussen;28930875]If I take a piss, and then fap shortly after, I get this burning sensation in my dick, I've named it FIRECOCK.[/QUOTE] That actually happens to everyone, essentially your dick needs a bit of time to change from piss to cum mode (and vice versa), so if you do one, followed by the other very fast, you get a very sharp stinging sensation, and an INCREDIBLE urge to piss, despite there being no piss. It's horrible. Would recommend everyone try it
[QUOTE='[GM] Gaw;28932367']That actually happens to everyone, essentially your dick needs a bit of time to change from piss to cum mode (and vice versa), so if you do one, followed by the other very fast, you get a very sharp stinging sensation, and an INCREDIBLE urge to piss, despite there being no piss. It's horrible. Would recommend everyone try it[/QUOTE] Increased surface area from erection causes more surface area to be affected with acidic urine.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28932319]Yeah, I'll bet. You must have one hell of a lurch. When they doing the other hip? I'm really looking forward to getting my surgery, I'll feel like a whole new man afterwards. Can you imagine suddenly getting a 40% increase to lung power? I'll be able to run like a friggen' gazelle.[/QUOTE] No idea. Probably next summer? And yeah you feel like shit immediately after the surgery but the results are instant. They had me walking the day after the surgery though It was with an old lady walker. It was really stiff and I guess my brain thought it should be painful so I kinda had a placebo of pain until I realized it was not hurting. I slowly graduated to crutches then got more adventurous and borrowed my grandpas cane, In about two months I was walking again, in about 4 I was completely healed. Right now I can kick it higher than my old leg, I can lift it higher, move it better in general, the range of motion is so much better. It's just all in all a good piece of engineering. The nurses called me the baby because I was the youngest person in the orthopedic ward. You'll probably feel like shit right after the surgery but it's going to be bad ass a week or so down the road. And you'll notice the difference instantly. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] The worst part was taking the first shit after a week or two of not being able too. Was a [i]pain in the ass.[/i] Oh and they accidentally cut my femoral artery and I could have bleed to death. Needed at least two bags of blood to keep me from passing out when I tried to stand up.
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;28932366]You talk so much absolute shit. One minute you're a pilot, next you're in the military and now you're a monster with a hole in your chest. Looking for attention or something? [b]Edited:[/b] That or you've got spaghetti genes from an incest family.[/QUOTE] I'm a pilot in the military with a hole in his chest. Seems pretty straightforward to me. [QUOTE=OvB;28932444]No idea. Probably next summer? And yeah you feel like shit immediately after the surgery but the results are instant. They had me walking the day after the surgery though It was with an old lady walker. It was really stiff and I guess my brain thought it should be painful so I kinda had a placebo of pain until I realized it was not hurting. I slowly graduated to crutches then got more adventurous and borrowed my grandpas cane, In about two months I was walking again, in about 4 I was completely healed. Right now I can kick it higher than my old leg, I can lift it higher, move it better in general, the range of motion is so much better. It's just all in all a good piece of engineering. The nurses called me the baby because I was the youngest person in the orthopedic ward. You'll probably feel like shit right after the surgery but it's going to be bad ass a week or so down the road. And you'll notice the difference instantly. [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] The worst part was taking the first shit after a week or two of not being able too. Was a [i]pain in the ass.[/i] Oh and they accidentally cut my femoral artery and I could have bleed to death. Needed at least two bags of blood to keep me from passing out when I tried to stand up.[/QUOTE] Wow, I would have figured that the recovery time for an artificial hip was much longer. That's got to be a great feeling, suddenly going from "partially disabled" to "fully fit." I can only imagine what it's going to be like having full use of my lungs. I've been this way my entire life, and never knew I had less than I was supposed to until about a year a half ago. The surgery will only bring me up to "normal" lung volume if it works, but I'll probably feel damn-near superhuman compared to what I'm at now.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28932507]I'm a pilot in the military with a hole in his chest. Seems pretty straightforward to me.[/QUOTE] [img]http://oi51.tinypic.com/5f20xv.jpg[/img] jelly? But in all seriousness, I have massive doubts over your stories.
2 days ago my left ball hurt. It stopped hurting though. So crisis averted. But seriously. When I was 4 my intestine twisted on it's self and caused me major pain, my poor parents didn't know what was wrong. But I had surgery to fix it. Don't know the medical term though. Sorry.
i get diarrhea when i eat one large size pizza i also have a lump on my right hand's middle finger(not a birth defec)
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;28932561][img_thumb]http://oi51.tinypic.com/5f20xv.jpg[/img_thumb] jelly? But in all seriousness, I have massive doubts over your stories.[/QUOTE] stop posting
I have asthma. That's it.
Couldn't you just have the surgery and stay in the military, when you get it fixed your going to have 100% lung capacity and zero physical faults, wouldnt they just put you on discharge.
have no idea what it is, but my right ribcage sortof dips, and then curves back out normally
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;28932561][img_thumb]http://oi51.tinypic.com/5f20xv.jpg[/img_thumb] jelly? But in all seriousness, I have massive doubts over your stories.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k553/BigDumbAmerican/diploma.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k553/BigDumbAmerican/MilID.jpg[/IMG] woah
Obviously fake.... Look at the reflections... wrong... [editline]1st April 2011[/editline] plus that card could be anything. certificate for being a good boy at the dentist for all we know [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Overv))[/highlight]
Windows, mate. High-gloss card. [IMG]http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k553/BigDumbAmerican/BehindMe.jpg[/IMG]
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