• I am fucking annoying
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dont know what happened here guys
i agree, you are annoying.
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How about, fuck them? You are you, stay that way. Don't try to fit in and fake your emotions, personality, and thoughts. Be proud of yourself. You aren't annoying, you're just different, and people generally don't accept difference.
This thread has annoyed me. You wasted 30 seconds of my life and I want it back.
Press the enter key Edit: People love that
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Make a thread about it.
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Facepunch ain't your blog son
Politics, hobbies, current events, etc. are a good way to start a conversation. Or an argument. Your pick.
Seriously though, sit back, shut up, only interject in conversations when you think it is really merited, don't cry about shit being broken but don't let people victimize you either. Don't forget to make a thread about it too, that is essential.
heyo
[QUOTE=furbrain;25121993]This is not a blog post, and I am looking for help on not being a fucking dick you ass[/QUOTE] Don't insult people you don't know, that's kinda annoying
I got so fucking annoyed that you wrote annoying in every fucking annoying sentence so many times. I got so annoyed, that i kept reading this annoying thread about YOU being annoying. Yeah you are annoying and your thread is annoying. And I dont supply anti-annoying advice to quit you being an annoyance amongst your peers. I guess the best annoying tip is to use your annoying powers to annoy others.
[QUOTE=furbrain;25121993]This is not a blog post, and I am looking for help on not being a fucking dick you ass[/QUOTE] :irony:
Convert To Islam and find peace or You can keep on trying and your charisma will come to you with practice:).
Is this a "ban me" thread? EDIT: Wheres the ban hammer?!?!?!!?
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i'll be your friend, and i dont think you're annoying, just nervous and self conscience. that can easily be dealt with by observing what other people do in certain social situations in which you think you would act "annoying" in. as for the anger and almost bursting into tears stuff, that can easily be dealt with in therapy. it worked for me :unsmith:
Stop being annoying.
[QUOTE=EpicMan!;25121934]Facepunch ain't your blog son[/QUOTE] Well this way he gets people to read it. Who wants to read a blog by that one really annoying cunt at school?
How to not be annoying: 1) Find a carrot, one that's not too long but has a good girth 2) Find a slick lubricant that has some hold 3) Apply lubricant to only HALF of the carrot 4) Insert carrot into rectum before going to school 5) Now that you have this foreign object in your anus, you will think in two possible ways all day: a)You'll think about nothing other than the discomfort that it produces, ergo disallowing yourself from speaking without revealing this discomfort or distracting yourself from speaking altogether b)You'll thoroughly enjoy it, and once again distract you from speaking. Congratulations, you are now significantly less annoying, and you have a carrot in your asshole. Since you only applied lube to half the carrot, it should stay in for the larger part of your day. Oh, and you have lunch if you get lost on the way to school.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;25121915]How about, fuck them? You are you, stay that way. Don't try to fit in and fake your emotions, personality, and thoughts. Be proud of yourself. You aren't annoying, you're just different, and people generally don't accept difference.[/QUOTE] this is perfect as long as he stays the fuck away from me because i dont like annoying people. @op copy people who arent annoying.
Okay. Here's some people relations protips: 1.) Not everyone has to like you. Seriously. You need a few good friends, and everyone else can fuck off. 2.) If people break shit, it's okay to be pissed a little. And then if they try to do something to make up for it, get over it. 3.) Listen to people. When there's a break in the conversation say something about how you would feel if you were in that person's shoes, laugh if it was funny, or just nod if that's appropriate. 3a.) If they expect you to only ever listen to them, and they never listen back-- they fall under the people who don't have to like you category as described in item 1. 4.) Relax. Part of the reason you're coming across as a spaz is because you care too much. Care just the right amount and it will get easier.
[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;25122021]:irony:[/QUOTE] that's not irony retard
[QUOTE=RaveRaze;25122010]Don't insult people you don't know, that's kinda annoying[/QUOTE] fuck that. hes standing up for himself. thats different.
Jesus you do seem really annoying.
oh oh heres one perfect tip. DONT TRY TO BE FUNNY IF YOU AREN'T. [editline]10:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FinalHunter;25122115]Congrats OP. You are a worthless piece of shit that has been doomed to be subjugated by other stupid teenagers. Grow up and stop giving a shit. You're probably fat and ugly and sit at home and play video games. Good job! Move to another town. It's your only hope.[/QUOTE] actually some people are just annoying, and it has nothing do with how conformist they are. imagine that huh?
Be as annoying as possible for a week or month, after that you will look less annoying,
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