I was assaulted with a cricket bat and bitten. Need revenge - General

Caution: this is a long story. It also contains incredible amounts of senseless profanity. Please read everything before you reply. I am venting. See TLDR if you're a lazy faggot. So here's the story. I live in a fucked up house hold with a mentally insane bitch (The bitch will be referred to as 'bitch, whore, cunt, slut, etc' for the rest of the thread) that my dad for some reason decided to have a relationship with. I also live with her dumb as shit son who's a bit of a retard. He's not a complete retard as you would see in special needs classes, he's just a bit slow when it comes to doing any actual work. He's 16 and dropped out of school. I'm in college. I don't get along with the bitch, and her son and I never speak. The bitch has been very horrible to me in the past from when I was a young age, and so I have a deep hatred for her. Retard boy was fine with me up until today. There was a very loud argument between my dad and the dirty whore which was, from what I could hear, about me. I tried to intervene, only to be literally shoved away by her little bastard off spring. It was a violent shove too. And I couldn't hit him, especially not with my dad standing there. I would have stayed to continue the argument but my dad insisted I go to my room. So I did. What happens next is still a bit of a blur, but I will try to explain as best as I can. I'm also writing this dosed up on pain killers and with no sleep, so bear with me. I'll refer to the son from this point on as 'retard boy'. The bitch and retard boy were standing outside my room, retard boy holding a cricket bat. I wasn't about to be intimidated by these pathetic shits, so I went outside and told them to fuck off and used lots of profane language. Retard boy has been known to hold large objects when he's intimidated, but he's never tried to hit me with anything, so I wasn't at all expecting him to. But this time he had his mothers encouragement. So after i'm done cursing out the dirty cum guzzling education-less whore, she starts charging at me. At first I don't know what the fuck she's doing, it was kind of like she was violently trying to hug me or some shit. So as i'm trying to get her off me she bites hard into my arm. The rabies infested whore fucking bites me. Fucking whore. My dad comes and gets her off of me. I thought nothing of the injury at first, didn't feel any pain, but that's probably because I still had adrenaline flowing through me. Later at the hospital I would see that she bit into either a vein or muscle tissue. The doctors really didn't seem to give a damn about my arm. It's painful to move the tendons that connect to my wrist. Anyway, after the bitch is off of me the argument continues. I inform her of how many dicks she's sucked and how she has no life purpose. I go back into my room and continue informing her of her pathetic existence through my window, and retard boy, the dumb fucker, shoves the end of the cricket bat with great force through my open window and hits me right in the lip. Dazed and confused as fuck, I fall backwards, with blood coming from everywhere. My shirt was mostly red. My dad then grabs the retarded faggot and throws him in the pool along with his cricket bat, and then deals with dirty cunt slut fuck whore. I called the police after that, and they came pretty quick. I would have loved to press assault charges against these two mentally fucked up sub-human beings, however my dad insisted that I did not. He didn't want any more drama. So the police took our details, and I told them if anybody so much as touched me I would be pressing charges and dialing them again. I said this making sure that fuck slut bitch whore and retard boy could hear me. She says she wants to take her son and move out in a week, however it's not certain. I doubt she could survive without mooching off of my fathers success, so i'm not sure if she will leave. I hope to god she does. Next I went to the hospital and got stitches in my lip and my arm x-rayed. They said my arm wasn't broken and they just gave me a bandage over the bite wound. But i'm still having trouble moving my wrist and arm muscles. Do any facepunch doctors know why it's hard to move my arm? If you've read this far I thank you for your patience. Like I said, i'm a bit fucked on pain killers and lacking sleep so mind my horrible writing. I'll try to post pictures tomorrow. Now i'm stuck with a really disfigured looking lip until it heals. And I want revenge. I need revenge. I'll pursue my revenge and will not stop even if it means death. I could just go berserk and beat the living crap out of both of them, but that would lead to seeing the police again and most likely me getting arrested. This is my last option. So the question is how do I get even with them without pressing charges? And how do I force them to get the fuck out of my house if my dad doesn't do it first? My lip kind of looked like this, just with more blood. And busted. And i'm not exaggerating. [url]http://media.photobucket.com/image/bloody%20lip/Raili92/emo%20pictures/bloody_lip.gif[/url] TLDR: Fuck you read the story.

Just tell them to get the fuck out. It shouldn't be that hard, also tell the cunt that her son should go back to school.

When she goes to sleep, nail her bedroom door shut.

Hit retard boy with the cricket bat in his sleep.

Press charges anyway, jesus christ. Why does your dad insist on otherwise when you got assaulted? Press charges and go back to the hospital and have the doctors actually give a damn about your arm. Not being able to move your tendons properly isn't a good thing.

If they DO decide to move out, sabotage something, so that their car breaks down after driving for a little bit. Then when they call your dad for help, YOU answer and tell her to suck a truckers dick for a ride, and tell her to teach retard boy how to walk.

move out

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Worse case scenario you'll need corrective surgery or something done to your arm because of this. So press charges.

Also I'm pretty sure you NEED to press charges. People will give a damn about your arm, she might go to jail, and it makes her and retard boy look bad.

Also if they have their own car, cut their brake lines. Or fill their gas tank with an oxidizer. [editline]01:12AM[/editline] fucking ninjas breaking my automerges.

Subtle sabotage. Make their lives miserable through daily and constant nagging and careful manipulation. Eat their brains out from within. Basically just Count of Monte Cristo their asses.

Buy a gun. No way this could not work.

Get your friends and you some paintball guns, When they're going out with the trash or some shit go ape shit on them with paintballs :ninja:

Going to the police is the best revenge..

I'm surprised the assholes did not go to jail...

-snip-, after reading story i feel sympathy.

have a threesome with them

Also, your dad's a legend!

The TL;DR doesn't work.

note: went to tldr before reading first line edit broke mah automerge again

police. restraining order. tell her to move out with that. etc.

[QUOTE=Slip777;23397120]shoves the end of the cricket bat with great force through my open window and hits me right in the lip. [/QUOTE] Well I guess you should have [I]duck[/I]ed

Now why did this story give me an erection seriously, what the fuck

OP is fucking chill, I'd hang with ya man. You should still press charges, your dad needs to learn a lesson on real love.

Call da cops yo

You should try to make them start shit, than kick 'retard boy's' ass. (Retard boy. Greatest super villain ever.)

If you live in a city, start some crazy long story that goes all over the city doing all sorts of illegal stuff and in the end you get revenge on both of them.

She probably bit on your arm hard enough to have your nerves and pressure points hit that your arm is having trouble moving. Without knowing where exactly she bit but she probably bit your muscle if you have trouble moving your wrist.

make a thread