• Drunk Dad Sleeps While 8-Year-Old Drives
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[QUOTE]An intoxicated man was arrested early Saturday morning when Louisiana state police determined he took a snooze while his 8-year-old son took the wheel, authorities said. The man allegedly told police he was letting his son drive while the family travelled between Mississippi and Texas. The boy was doing the speed limit, 70 mph, and pulled over when the police cruiser turned its lights on, authorities said. The boy apparently sat on the edge of the driver's seat in order to reach the gas. The boy’s father, Billy Joe Madden of Hattiesburg, Miss, rode in the passenger’s seat and his 4-year-old daughter sat in the back when police pulled the truck over in Livingston Parish, near Baton Rouge. The child’s driving was apparently so erratic that it alarmed motorists, who called authorities. Madden, 28, was booked on charges including Child Desertion and Allowing a Minor to Drive. It was not clear Saturday afternoon if he had an attorney. The children have since been handed over to Louisiana Child Protective Services and are awaiting the arrival of family members. There were no injuries. Police first received a call from a motorist traveling on the I-12 at about 6:30 a.m., and identified the vehicle as a green Chevrolet pick-up truck, and said it was driving erratically and that a child appeared to be behind the wheel, authorities said in a statement. During an interview with Madden, troopers said they determined that he was intoxicated and was sleeping while his son drove the vehicle from Hattiesburg, Miss., to Dallas, Texas. Madden's bond was set at $1,474.00. [/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/07/30/louisiana-troopers-dad-sleeps-while-8-year-old-drives/[/url]
Well kids drive us all insane
[QUOTE]Billy Joe Madden[/QUOTE] Really?
[QUOTE=errington07;31440026]Really?[/QUOTE] Aeoiu
Well, they told me that I shouldn't drink and drive...
[QUOTE=themodtester;31440271]Aeoiu[/QUOTE] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Never too young to learn.
Holy shit, driving from Miss. to Texas? Thats pretty impressive for the 8 year old. He should be set to go on the driving test.
[QUOTE=Big Orca;31440371]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/QUOTE] uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[QUOTE=themodtester;31440271]Aeoiu[/QUOTE] It's Aeiou. Learn your vowels.
[QUOTE=Mr.Goodcat;31440434]Holy shit, driving from Miss. to Texas? Thats pretty impressive for the 8 year old. He should be set to go on the driving test.[/QUOTE] he was pulled over because someone called the police about his driving being so reckless.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;31440735]It's Aeiou. Learn your vowels.[/QUOTE] aeiouy
Moonbase is finding it's way into all the news stories lately.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;31440861]Moonbase is finding it's way into all the news stories lately.[/QUOTE] football!
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;31440735]It's Aeiou. Learn your vowels.[/QUOTE] This is the form I was taught. Also corresponds to alphabetical ordering.
[QUOTE=Mon;31440792]aeiouy[/QUOTE] That dickhead Y dosn't count.
In my opinion, if kids under the driving age can pass the driving test (maybe make it even a bit more challenging), they should just be given a license.
Amazing that the kid was actually driving well
[QUOTE=Chinook249;31441045]In my opinion, if kids under the driving age can pass the driving test (maybe make it even a bit more challenging), they should just be given a license.[/QUOTE] They deserve it if they CAN drive...
"No worries dad, I got this."
[QUOTE=Bombardier.;31440684]uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[/QUOTE] 99etcetc This shit's dangerous
[aa<90000,90000>] oh god don't try that in Moonbase.
By the looks of it, it appears that the man drives an auto. What a fag.
Manual driving is terrible in cities + stuff though. Fuck manuals in peak hour traffic >:(
john madden
"Alright, were almost home." "Yay!" "Good night son."
football
The kid sounds like he drives better than most people on the road.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;31443068]The kid sounds like he drives better than most people on the road.[/QUOTE] Exactly my point.
no dad no dad please.
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