[QUOTE]School dinner staff have been banned from serving triangular flapjacks after one was thrown and hurt a pupil.[/QUOTE]
Source: [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218[/url]
Edit: Example of an assault flapjack with an extended mag.
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awww man! now we'll have to eat circular flapjacks. those taste like shit! not enough triangle!
[QUOTE]The school said the "isolated accident" had led to a review of "the texture and shape of the flapjacks" served to students.[/QUOTE]
This sounds ridiculous.
Oh great, I bet they'll start banning high capacity packs of flapjacks now. These stupid regulations punish the people that enjoy the practice and use of flapjacks.
[quote]The school said the "isolated accident" had led to a review of "the texture and shape of the flapjacks" served to students.[/quote]
Kneejerk reactions are so stupid nowadays, why cant they just leave it at [B]'and thats why you dont throw pointy objects, kids!'[/B]
Next they will only be allowed to eat circular bread and eat at round tables while sitting on beanbags.
Do you people really need these kinds of high-capacity assault flapjacks? cant you just settle with something low bore, like an oreo or similar
[QUOTE=Cushie;40033289]Next they will only be allowed to eat circular bread and eat at round tables while sitting on beanbags.[/QUOTE]
while wearing elbow pads, knee pads, and a helmet.
This wasn't just on the website either. It made the headlines in the one'o'clock news broadcast.
Once I accidentally cut carrot diagonally rather than straight on, creating a sharp point.
I spent a month in hospital with a punctured lung.
There are simply ways in which food shouldn't be cut, ever.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40033309]Once I accidentally cut carrot diagonally rather than straight on, creating a sharp point.
I spent a month in hospital with a punctured lung.
There are simply ways in which food shouldn't be cut, ever.[/QUOTE]
carrot shank instantly came to mind.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;40033304]while wearing elbow pads, knee pads, and a helmet.[/QUOTE]
Dont forget bubblewrap, but then we gotta get them ear protection if the bubble wrap pops
Why don't they just ban the person that used it as a weapon?
You wouldn't ban a car.
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;40033395]Why don't they just ban the person that used it as a weapon?
You wouldn't ban a car.[/QUOTE]
I just imagine Jimmy being the last one to get his serving of flapjacks with a hearty "AND HERE ARE THE SPECIAL HARMLESS ONES FOR YOU YOU MURDEROUS MACHINE" from the cook.
when I was at high school I'm pretty sure the flapjacks that they served were infused with diamond because they were the hardest fucking things, like literally one of my mates lost a tooth to one of the our canteens flapjacks
iirc someone shattered a window with one
If my memories of school dinners are accurate then chances are being hit by that thing would be like being hit by a triangular lump of concrete.
[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]
Ninja'd
That's Essex for you.
I went to public boarding school, all my food was cooked by gourmet chefs. The only violence we were likely to see was someone saying "oh bother my duck's a touch overcooked today."
Until we got to PE of course at which point it was buggery in the showers for all.
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;40033491]hah look at all you poor folk.
I went to public boarding school, all my food was cooked by gourmet chefs. The only violence we were likely to see was someone saying "oh bother my duck's a touch overcooked today."
Until we got to PE of course at which point it was buggery in the showers for all.[/QUOTE]
Just wait until the disenfranchised 1% assault your bourgeois stronghold with their flapjacks
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;40033491]That's Essex for you.[/QUOTE]
If this was a school in Clacton chances are they would have stuffed broken glass into the flapjack as well.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;40033507]Just wait until the disenfranchised 1% assault your bourgeois stronghold with their flapjacks[/QUOTE]
No, you'll smash the stained glass windows!
First PopTarts and now flapjacks...
Why can't kids in secondary school work togeher with malicious endeavours i.e sticking Gold Bears to the ceiling?
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;40033304]while wearing elbow pads, knee pads, and a helmet.[/QUOTE]
And then they drown in soup.
Surprised at how they didnt ban this for mildly resembling a gun.
Unless these flapjacks are cooked in individual circular pans, then there is going to be wasted flapjack material. I hope the dinner ladies take them home, otherwise we will see a lot more oats and syrup in bins across the country.
:suicide:
And instead of triangular they got told to make them into squares, which makes even less sense as that adds an extra corner!
And they are going to call the kids wimps when they grow up
[QUOTE=Cushie;40033289]Kneejerk reactions are so stupid nowadays, why cant they just leave it at [B]'and thats why you dont throw pointy objects, kids!'[/B]
Next they will only be allowed to eat circular bread and eat at round tables while sitting on beanbags.[/QUOTE]
Beanbag chairs would be so rad!
[QUOTE=Cushie;40033289]Kneejerk reactions are so stupid nowadays, why cant they just leave it at [B]'and thats why you dont throw pointy objects, kids!'[/B]
Next they will only be allowed to eat circular bread and eat at round tables while sitting on beanbags.[/QUOTE]
beanbags can suffocate you, and round tables are still hard enough to bruise you if you trip
clearly the safest way to eat is sitting outside in the grass
Harry Potter and the Deathly Flapjack.
the flapjacks at my school tasted like shit
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40034291]beanbags can suffocate you, and round tables are still hard enough to bruise you if you trip
clearly the safest way to eat is sitting outside in the grass[/QUOTE]
What if someone mistakes the grass as food and chokes on it
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40034291]beanbags can suffocate you, and round tables are still hard enough to bruise you if you trip
clearly the safest way to eat is sitting outside in the grass[/QUOTE]
eating too close to dirt is probably too unhygenic, it'd have to be indoors and fake
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