• World's longest poop set to fetch $10,000 at auction
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World’s longest poo belonging to an unidentified dinosaur measures an 'eye-watering' 40 inches - and it could fetch $10,000 at auction [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/18/article-2697213-1FC0BB8900000578-407_634x165.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2697213/Break-Tyrannosaurus-And-REX-Worlds-longest-dinosaur-poo-measures-eye-watering-40-inches-fetch-10-000-auction.html[/url]
That's a shitty deal
Randy is gonna have a tough time beating that one again
Wait what the fuck "eye-watering"? What?
Hah you should see mine after a good dinner
[QUOTE=Zambies!;45429964]Wait what the fuck "eye-watering"? What?[/QUOTE] Imagine taking a dump that was over 3ft long.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;45429922]belonging to an unidentified dinosaur[/QUOTE] i'm not [I]that[/I] old
it belongs in a museum dammit
My god, that's got to be over 300 Courics.
[QUOTE=Article]Origin of the feces?[/QUOTE] god dammit
[QUOTE=JXZ;45430029]i'm not [I]that[/I] old[/QUOTE] Well the article says 5.3 to 33.9 million years old but dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago..
Why the hell would somebody buy a piece of shit... literally...
[QUOTE=cartman300;45430174]Why the hell would somebody buy a piece of shit... literally...[/QUOTE] You can buy and sell anything for any amount of money these days. Besides, collectors and scientists pay top dollar for these.
And not a single bit of sweetcorn
who done it?
[QUOTE=notlabbet;45430422]who done it?[/QUOTE] edit: The age of the coprolith (what we call something like this in the scientific world) is dated to 5.3-33.9 million years old, which rules out the dinosaurs.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45430436] coprolith (what we call something like this in the scientific world) [/QUOTE] It litterally translates to 'shitstone' :v:
Shitty
And what am I up to this fine Saturday evening? Just learning about a world's record.. of sorts..
[QUOTE=Zambies!;45429964]Wait what the fuck "eye-watering"? What?[/QUOTE] Yeah, what the fuck? More like mouth-watering, right? Right?
Either that was a continuous wide shit, or a very long thin one.
shit
You can't polish a turd, but you can certainly sell it!
It looks like that dinosaur had a bad diet.
[QUOTE=Leestons;45431760]You can't polish a turd, but you can certainly sell it![/QUOTE] Yeah you can! [img]http://www.susankayjewelry.com/11-8-11-coprolite6.jpg[/img] Coprolite is one of my favorite things to show to kids. "Hey, what do you think this is!" "uhhhhh agate?" "No, it's poop!" "EEEEEWWWWW" edit: I once held a 300 pound piece of fossilized shit. Felt great. The seller sells small pieces which I have many. We always joke, "I've always got the best shit in town!"
imagine pooping that out
[QUOTE=Polonium9;45432035]Yeah you can! [img]http://www.susankayjewelry.com/11-8-11-coprolite6.jpg[/img] Coprolite is one of my favorite things to show to kids. "Hey, what do you think this is!" "uhhhhh agate?" "No, it's poop!" "EEEEEWWWWW" edit: I once held a 300 pound piece of fossilized shit. Felt great. The seller sells small pieces which I have many. We always joke, "I've always got the best shit in town!"[/QUOTE] ok i'll bite why the hell do you collect fossilized poop and has it ever gotten you laid
This is actually somewhat disappointing. I always thought dinosaur crap would be huge, the size of an SUV at least. Maybe a brontosaurus stepped on a little dinosaur and this squeezed out?
Haven't seen Bono in years
Just think Theres a dinosaur in that poop
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