• Konami Announces New Silent Hill. It's a Pachinko Machine.
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[video=youtube;HuNr3_nZW2U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuNr3_nZW2U[/video] I need a drink. Or ten.
At this point, they're just slapping every gamer in the face, or just, anyone that liked Konami in general.
Konami please, stop, people were joking about the Silent Hill and Castlevania pachinko machines, nobody actually wants them. :scream:
[I]Silent Hill: Erotic Horror[/I]
Don't worry guys, Metal Gear is next on the list. Just you wait. Just we wait :suicide:
At least there's no "high impact sexual violence" like the Castlevania machine.
"Metal Gear Solid: Erotic Stealth"
And yet pachinko machines are the opposite of silent.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;48376614]At least there's no "high impact sexual violence" like the Castlevania machine.[/QUOTE] I missed that memo. What's the source on that?
I find a very huge lack of tits and ass in this. How could you Konami.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;48377175]I missed that memo. What's the source on that?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;4Uk83ceNRo8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uk83ceNRo8[/video]
[QUOTE=AbioFlesh;48377190][video=youtube;4Uk83ceNRo8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uk83ceNRo8[/video][/QUOTE] :dead: Why.
Not uncommon. Both SnK and Capcom have released trailers and promotions for new games based on existing franchises that turned out to be Pachinko machines. The SnK Pachinko machine had a fully CG trailer too iirc.
I don't even know what a pachinko machine is...
[QUOTE=ClauAmericano;48377263]I don't even know what a pachinko machine is...[/QUOTE] You probably won't either seeing as you don't live in Japan.
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;48376577]Konami please, stop, people were joking about the Silent Hill and Castlevania pachinko machines, nobody actually wants them. :scream:[/QUOTE] Pfft, they're not gonna care. Gambling's gonna be legal in Japan soon, they're playing it for all it's worth. Only hope now is to see Kojima leave and make big big bucks with Del Toro via Kickstarter.
[QUOTE=ClauAmericano;48377263]I don't even know what a pachinko machine is...[/QUOTE] long story short gambling arcade machines that resemble pinball
This is just prep for the hope of a casino in japan opening at the time of the olympics. except them to make machines not playable in japan that will have gambling to them as a last ditch effort.
Its like konami has a hunger for a rage filled ocean.
[QUOTE=Ithon;48377366]This is just prep for the hope of a casino in japan opening at the time of the olympics. except them to make machines not playable in japan that will have gambling to them as a last ditch effort.[/QUOTE] Ah, that explains alot. All the rush to kick out Kojima and lean towards gambling over gaming, it's all to be ready for the Olympics and legal Casinos.
[QUOTE=ClauAmericano;48377263]I don't even know what a pachinko machine is...[/QUOTE] a pachinko machine is what old people in japan use to make themselves go deaf
I don't understand how you can possibly try to hype people up over a dumb pachinko machine. Look at this dumb teaser what the fuck [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ht4dbyPIcM[/media] RANK UP! HIT THE LEVER! CHANCE! +300G what the christ
[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;48377466]I don't understand how you can possibly try to hype people up over a dumb pachinko machine. Look at this dumb teaser what the fuck [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ht4dbyPIcM[/media] RANK UP! HIT THE LEVER! CHANCE! +300G what the christ[/QUOTE] People addicted to gambling aren't exactly looking for an engaging, mentally stimulating experience.
[QUOTE=ClauAmericano;48377263]I don't even know what a pachinko machine is...[/QUOTE] Basically the Japanese equivalent of a slot machine, unless you're in a Japanese community you're very unlikely to be familiar with them outside of Japan.
[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;48377466]I don't understand how you can possibly try to hype people up over a dumb pachinko machine. Look at this dumb teaser what the fuck [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ht4dbyPIcM[/media] RANK UP! HIT THE LEVER! CHANCE! +300G what the christ[/QUOTE] Too bad it's gambling and also a bastardization of everything silent hills stood for. The trailer has some pretty decent music.
[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;48377466]I don't understand how you can possibly try to hype people up over a dumb pachinko machine. Look at this dumb teaser what the fuck [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ht4dbyPIcM[/media] RANK UP! HIT THE LEVER! CHANCE! +300G what the christ[/QUOTE] Was that NU-METAL!?
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;48376577]Konami please, stop, people were joking about the Silent Hill and Castlevania pachinko machines, nobody actually wants them. :scream:[/QUOTE] There needs to be an intervention, to force them to sell on the IPs to more competent and respectful studios. Or if need be, tear them from their insistent grasp even if we have to chop their arms off to free Castlevania, Silent Hill and Metal Gear. They're like, part of gaming history, man. Far too iconic and treasured to be left in the ruinous hands of bumbling incompetents.
they killed the franchise only to resurrect it as something that is a desecration of what it once was
[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;48377466]I don't understand how you can possibly try to hype people up over a dumb pachinko machine. Look at this dumb teaser what the fuck [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ht4dbyPIcM[/media] RANK UP! HIT THE LEVER! CHANCE! +300G what the christ[/QUOTE] I've never used this term before, but I feel "ear rape" is justified here. Good god.
I suppose I'd be more upset if I ever played PT or any of the Metal Gear Solids except 4. Doesn't this technically make me unbiased? Or less?
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