[quote]Both Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French is convicted of, among other things, murder and espionage, and receive several times the death penalty. . The court also believe that the two defendants together with the Norwegian state to pay 500 million U.S. dollars in compensation to the Congo. [/quote]
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Didn't find any English sources, so I translated Norwegian one.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=851308[/url]
Oh this wasn't a repost.
They were found guilty? By a court in Congo? Wow that was shocking.
Something tells me Norway doesn't give a shit and are preparing a boatload of bloodthirsty Beserker Vikings to rescue their people.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18713856]Something tells me Norway doesn't give a shit and are preparing a boatload of bloodthirsty Beserker Vikings to rescue their people.[/QUOTE]
We're pretty much giving them the middle finger about the money demands.
Norway will fucking attack them, I mean THEY'RE VIKINGS!
And in other news tomorrow, Norway didn't pay, and two travelers were executed in Congo.
[QUOTE=evilking1;18713905]And in other news tomorrow, Norway didn't pay, and two travelers were executed in Congo.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't be a surprise
Fuck yeah, call in some Swedish vikings as well.
And in some other news after that:
Norway attacks Congo. the army of congo continues to try to defend itself by throwing rocks at the tanks without any success.
I think it's just a fucking plot for Congo to try and get monies.
No, I know it is.
Congo is stupid, they know two white men who were just back packing wouldn't just murder a cab driver, he probably was murdered by local militia men or something. The police probably know too but they are trying to pull a "fast one" on Norway and go, wait, yea, no, you're backpackers killed him. 500 Million please.
New big ass presidential palace in Congo
I bet the norwegians are gonna get in a boat, get to congo, beat the crap out of every single one of them, rescue the 2 men, then flip them off and sail back home, drinking ale.
Norway is just gonna lol at Congo while they try and get their monies.
Mystery solved.
[QUOTE=ser770;18713996]And in some other news after that:
Norway attacks Congo. the army of congo continues to try to defend itself by throwing rocks at the tank without any success.[/QUOTE]
Isn't norway a mainly airforce country? Or was that sweden, forgot, though both sweden and denmark would probably help if norway attacks.
Also thread music:
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also the news source seems fake
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;18714056]also the news source seems fake[/QUOTE]
No this really happened.
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;18714056]also the news source seems fake[/QUOTE]
It's not, the congo are just THAT retarded.
Its true. The site is crappy translated because of google translate
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18714021]I think it's just a fucking plot for Congo to try and get monies.
No, I know it is.[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, nobody probably thought about that, call the CNN and ask for Larry king!
[QUOTE=evilking1;18714152]Oh shit, nobody probably thought about that, call the CNN and ask for Larry king![/QUOTE]
Whats their number?
My theory might make headlines here sonny!
[b]WTF??[/b]
Norwegian dudes, Valhalla awaits you! You know what to do!!
[img]http://images.epilogue.net/users/sdavis123061/Ready_For_Valhalla.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.barbariankeep.com/berserk.jpg[/img]
Rape and pillage for Norway!
Well maybe not rape because they dont wanna get aids.
Man I need an automated box launcher.
Norway pays this + Running out off oil in about twenty years* = Foreign Aid.
*Note, This doesn't count if they find new oil or if it lasts longer.
Where is the picture of nigerian scammer when you need him
[quote]14:37: The court believes that Moland has confessed to espionage because he acknowledged having a gun and GPS. [/quote]
A Glock and a Tom-Tom makes you the next James Bond.
Guys, Norway isn't a very aggressive country. The reason the Vikings were successful is because they hit people fast and when they weren't expecting it, much like being rushed in an RTS - very difficult to do anything about.
The thing which is important about this is not that "omg norway vikings gona OWN congo", it's that the congo is poor and thus not many countries would have trouble with them.
They are likely just demanding this because they are poor.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18714277]Where is the picture of nigerian scammer when you need him[/QUOTE]
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Also, sorry, but Sir George Agdgdgwngo is from Uganda.
[quote] The thing which is important about this is not that "omg norway vikings gona OWN congo", it's that the congo is poor and thus not many countries would have trouble with them.
They are likely just demanding this because they are poor. [/quote]
Somehow I agree, not that it's fair at all, but if the goverment puts the money of this into food production and tractors and such the death of these two guys could prevent the dead of thousands of piss poor poeple.
Oh crap, I geuss we should be all happy that we aren't born as Africans then. Atleast I am.
[QUOTE=cheezey;18714459]Somehow I agree, not that it's fair at all, but if the goverment puts the money of this into food production and tractors and such the death of these two guys could prevent the dead of thousands of piss poor poeple.[/QUOTE]
No, fuck you. It's not norways job to pay for their shit.
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