[url]http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=113486[/url]
This is the most amazing, sexy, beautiful, handsome, and delicious member here at FP.
He is neither male or female, and that makes things even hotter. Whenever I think of what it looks like, my lemon squeezes its yummy juices all over the place, and makes the biggest mess ever.
The fact that it has a boyfriend, and it isn't me, enrages me. Whenever I think about that fuck face, that nobody knows about, my tits turn inside out and I boil up in a furious rage.
I just want it to be me, and Butthurter, alone in a room. I would do the impossible to Butthurter's body, while he tied down to the bed, wait for me to penetrate it. I will have glass jars everywhere around the bed, so they will collect the liquids that spill from the sides while we engage in physical activities. When we are done clawing into each others backs with our nails so sharp, I will fill a bathtub up with everything held inside the jars for us to bathe upon.
When all of this is over, we will slowly drink from the tub, until it is empty.
Every time I think about Butthurter's boyfriend, Butthurter being inside him, squeezing its sweet lemon all over his body, I take little fishing hooks, and pierce them through my chest and scream into the night.
For the past 2 years, I have been saving all of my hair, in a garbage bag, so when I am done with Butthurter's body, I will stuff its body into the bag, and watch it gasp for air. Whilst doing so, getting all of my hair stuck in its throat. While I watch Butthurter slowly drown in my sea of hair, I will pleasure my lemon with a fork, and plant all the seeds that fall out into Butthurter's body when he dies.
Later in the night, I go to my grandmothers house and plants the body in her front yard. I sit and wait with my grammy. She will make me tea, and I will splash the hot liquid into her face and watch her scream in pain. then I will beat her to death with the cup that I am holding from the delicious tea I did not get to spill on my taste buds.
I will wait, day in, and day out, until Butthurter's body will grow to a huge and broad orange tree.
Once I pluck the oranges from the tree, I will implant them into my grandfathers eye sockets and watch them bloom into my children.
That is what I want, me and Butthurter to have children in my grandpapa's eyes.
Then I will live in peace.
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he isn't that great
[editline]07:12PM[/editline]
Actually scratch that I remember him from a year back.
EDIT: Holy hell you really have a thing for Butthurter.
posting in a masterpiece thread
[QUOTE=Metanoia;21442851]posting in a masterpiece thread[/QUOTE]
Qft.
I love you all.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;21442846]he isn't that great
[editline]07:12PM[/editline]
Actually scratch that I remember him from a year back.
EDIT: Holy hell you really have a thing for Butthurter.[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;21442851]posting in a masterpiece thread[/QUOTE]
Good, very good.
I agree, Butthurter is amazing.
[QUOTE=red pan;21442869]I agree, Butthurter is amazing.[/QUOTE]
I understand.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21442832]
I just want it to be me, and Butthurter, alone in a room. I would do the impossible to Butthurter's body, while he tied down to the bed, wait for me to penetrate it. I will have glass jars everywhere around the bed, so they will collect the liquids that spill from the sides while we engage in physical activities. When we are done clawing into each others backs with our nails so sharp, I will fill a bathtub up with everything held inside the jars for us to bathe upon.[/QUOTE]
Arousing
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21442894]Arousing[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
[quote]Once I pluck the oranges from the tree, I will implant them into my grandfathers eye sockets and watch them bloom into my children. [/quote]
Oranges don't work that way :colbert:
I am butthurter's boyfriend.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21442921]I am butthurter's boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
Snap.
Wait. This thread is really fucked.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21442921]I am butthurter's boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
The plot thickens!
Also gold quality thread. I salute you sir!
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21442921]I am butthurter's boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
You are a lucky man.
[editline]12:34PM[/editline]
You are also a dead man.
I
I actually got a boner from this
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21442949]You are a lucky man.
[editline]12:34PM[/editline]
You are also a dead man.[/QUOTE]
Oh shit.
His name is Ryan.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21442949]You are a lucky man.
[editline]12:34PM[/editline]
You are also a dead man.[/QUOTE]
Bring it on, you catsuited bastard.
This is a pretty cool thread, needs more salt use.
ok
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21442953]I'll give you a hint, his name ends with a word that you mentioned the most in the OP.[/QUOTE]
Wait, what about me? We made love multiple times, remember?
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21442953]I'll give you a hint, his name ends with a word that you keep mentioning in the OP.[/QUOTE]
Why?!
Why cant it be me!?
I want to be the one to tuck you in at night while your mother's dead body is stapled to the ceiling, watching over your body as I stroke your hair until you fall asleep and then awake. I want to be the one that watches you shower in the blood of the black folk I slaughter in the night for you.
I just need to be inside you, growing like a baby in its mother. I want my pubes to attach to the insides of your lemon so we are tied together forever!
I want our skin to slowly meld together as I hold you so tightly in my arms.
the fuck is this?
This thread made me find god.
Butthurter I just want to have normal sex if that's okay
I don't even, At all.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21442980]black folk I slaughter in the night for you.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/4hcufs.jpg[/img]
Man you're dead
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21442993]It turns out that we may have had conflicting preferences.[/QUOTE]
Still happened, amirite?
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21442966]Bring it on, you catsuited bastard.[/QUOTE]
[b]I will fucking kill every god damn mother fucking cat in a 100 square mile radius and make a suit out of it! Then I will fucking find you and tear your skin off piece by piece in front of your family! [highlight]Then I will fucking jam all of your fucking skin inside your mothers cunt and tear your stupid fucking dad's head off![/highlight][/b]
Richard Nixon was a great President. Sure, he was involved in scandals, but hey, which Presidents weren't? Did JFK open up relations with China? No, he got his brains splattered all over the trunk of his limo.
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