Insane Standing Jump - General

[video=youtube;op9G2j2EgNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op9G2j2EgNg[/video] YEEEEEAH! WOO!

You see people who jump over cars. In a few weeks you'll see this dude jump over a Hummer.

I was honestly expecting the guy to be black.

And then the NBA called!

rip in peace, headphone users

That's some serious body right there

Wow, I never gave anyone permission to film me.

I can't even jump half that height even if I was crouched really far low as if I were taking a shit to spring myself up. [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] You filmed yourself.

[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;36879289]Wow, I never gave anyone permission to film me.[/QUOTE] i found the video you're talking about [video=youtube;YC1CUl4XcZc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc[/video]

Holy shit look at the thighs on that monster. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] no like really though [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] I mean HOLY SHIT

still not enough to be able to play basketball as a white guy

Good googly moogly, that guy would be great at parkour I bet.

That was one hell of a jump. Bonus man points for doing it while listening to The Sword.

[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;36879289]Wow, I never gave anyone permission to film me.[/QUOTE] hahahaha LOL funny joke very good nice

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vL19q8yL54&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=tesher07;36886564][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vL19q8yL54&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] this nigga just tripped

[QUOTE=tesher07;36886564][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vL19q8yL54&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] the fuck was that noise in the beginning? was there a T-1000 demolishing the building next door or something?

So his life goal is to jump on top of a pile of tires.

[QUOTE=Cone;36886612]the fuck was that noise in the beginning? was there a T-1000 demolishing the building next door or something?[/QUOTE] There's usually a spell called music at the mythical plane of "the gym"

[QUOTE=ycap5;36886629]So his life goal is to jump on top of a pile of tires.[/QUOTE] Yea you could TOTALLY assume from this short video that everything he aspired to in life was to jump high. TOTALLY. Also those aren't tires.

that [I]is[/I] really really high but it was kind of anticlimactic

[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;36886767]Yea you could TOTALLY assume from this short video that everything he aspired to in life was to jump high. TOTALLY. Also those aren't tires.[/QUOTE] I apologize his life goal was to jump on a pile of weights.

[QUOTE=ycap5;36887210]I apologize his life goal was to jump on a pile of weights.[/QUOTE] is it your life goal to masturbate to as many pony pictures as you can?

[QUOTE=ycap5;36886629]So his life goal is to jump on top of a pile of tires.[/QUOTE] Maybe he has a goal to set the world record on standing jumps? Or maybe he is just good at gymnastics.

[QUOTE=Bert the Turtle;36887372]is it your life goal to masturbate to as many pony pictures as you can?[/QUOTE] fuck how did you know

I've seen some guy doing this at the gym, but not as high, of course. That's crazy.

Hey it's Brucie

I bet he felt alpha as fuck when he reached the top of those weights. As awesome as that jump was, it would be horrible if he had a penis < 8 inches.

[QUOTE=ycap5;36887210]I apologize his life goal was to jump on a pile of weights.[/QUOTE] video showing that he can do an incredible physical feat = obviously his whole life goal since were assuming shit with little basis I'm gonna go ahead and guess from your posts that you're socially and physically incapable and are jealous?

Is it intentional that a comedy punch noise plays when he lands on the floor?