Security Expert: Justin Bieber's probably gonna die in the next two years - Polidicks

[quote]According to a security expert, pop sensation Justin Bieber might end up dead if he does not change his partying lifestyle. Famous celebrity bodyguard, Kris Herzog, was recently asked to assess Bieber's security team and to weigh how safe he is with his gangsta friends who are posing as his security escorts. [B]Known for his security agency, The Bodyguard Group of Beverly Hills, Herzog's staff is comprised of trained security experts (ex-Navy SEALs) who are qualified to handle any emergencies and situations. But in the case of the Canadian pop star, his untrained security team are one's who tolerate all his whims to the extent that the airplane's pilot have to wear an oxygen mask for them to smoke weed in the plane.[/B] "Herzog hand delivered his findings to Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun and in it he predicts that unless the young star is willing to make major changes like firing enablers he could be dead within two years," Celebdirty Laundry reports. If fans think about everything there is known about Bieber's behavior in the past 18 months and add in all of the things that Herzog learned while investigating his lifestyle it sounds like his prediction is right on point. The singer was recently spotted in the Commons at Calabasas in Los Angeles on June 24, looking for a sparkler for his on-and-off again girlfriend Selena Gomez. Now back in each other's arms for two weeks now, the estranged couple was spotted together in a Hollywood hot spot snorting lines of cocaine, according to InTouch magazine.[/quote] [url]http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/557295/20140628/justin-bieber-dead-2-years-selena-gomez.htm#.U7HTG_ldXz0[/url]

[quote]his untrained security team are one's who tolerate all his whims to the extent that the airplane's pilot have to wear an oxygen mask for them to smoke weed in the plane.[/quote] How the hell does this happen?

He will probably OD if he doesn't get lynched first.

[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;45257149]How the hell does this happen?[/QUOTE] money far too much money

[quote]his untrained security team are one's who tolerate all his whims to the extent that the airplane's pilot have to wear an oxygen mask for them to smoke weed in the plane.[/quote] I don't believe that

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45257194]I don't believe that[/QUOTE] It happened.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45257194]I don't believe that[/QUOTE] it actually fucking happens mile high hot box

iJeax must be rolling in his grave right about now

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;45257227]It happened.[/QUOTE] Source? [editline]30th June 2014[/editline] Look, I'm as little a fan of the twerp as much as the next guy, but I just don't think it happened.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45257275]Source? [editline]30th June 2014[/editline] Look, I'm as little a fan of the twerp as much as the next guy, but I just don't think it happened.[/QUOTE] [url]http://entertainment.time.com/2014/02/05/justin-bieber-plane-marijuana-arrests/[/url] [editline]30th June 2014[/editline] It actually happened.

I expected Justin Beiber to die way sooner than two years actually

How is he still even relevant? Does he even still make music?

[QUOTE=Garb;45257324]How is he still even relevant? Does he even still make music?[/QUOTE] Yeah he continues to release huge hits regularly. Doesn't mean it's good music, but he hasn't stopped making music that sells.

Please don't die Bieber! If you do people will say you were a misunderstood maverick as opposed to a colossal cock!

[QUOTE=Garb;45257324]How is he still even relevant? Does he even still make music?[/QUOTE] Nope, he's basically a young male Kim Kardashian now.

Well half of the population wanted him gone, and there we go. Good riddance, now Biebtards will feel like the fans of Billy Mays and Michael Jackson.

Live hard die young?

Not to be cynical, but these security guys recommended that Beiber drop his current security team in favor of someone more responsible. It almost sounds like they want to take their place. That said, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Beiber was found dead in some hotel room.

[QUOTE=spectator1;45257522]Well half of the population wanted him gone, and there we go. Good riddance, now Biebtards will feel like the fans of Billy Mays and Michael Jackson.[/QUOTE] "he makes shitty music in my opinion so i think he should die!"

This article has a bunch of grammar mistakes and fuck ups

I can't take this seriously. "Oh dear god no bieber did a couple lines of cocaine with his gf and hotboxed a plane because he can he's gonna die in two years!" Really man? A large amount of people his age experiment with drugs, it's nothing new. Not to mention the article is written like shit.

One of the biggest pop stars in the world has an untrained security team? How the hell does he even get away with that?

[QUOTE=Aetna;45257910]I can't take this seriously. "Oh dear god no bieber did a couple lines of cocaine with his gf and hotboxed a plane because he can he's gonna die in two years!" Really man? A large amount of people his age experiment with drugs, it's nothing new. Not to mention the article is written like shit.[/QUOTE] Just when I thought I had my finger on the pulse of popular culture, I learn that it's perfectly normal to smoke weed on a plane while the pilots use an isolated Oxygen supply.

[QUOTE=Aetna;45257910]I can't take this seriously. "Oh dear god no bieber did a couple lines of cocaine with his gf and hotboxed a plane because he can he's gonna die in two years!" Really man? A large amount of people his age experiment with drugs, it's nothing new. Not to mention the article is written like shit.[/QUOTE] yeah, cokeheads are renowned for their self control

Id hate to see him as a retarded martyr to hedonism and being a cunt.

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;45257304]I expected Justin Beiber to die way sooner than two years actually[/QUOTE] I'm just waiting for the time that he goes near a bunch of gangbangers alone, shoving one of them and saying "bitch you know who I am? I'm Justin Bieber you cunt". We all know what happens from there on.

He and Selena die then their albums start flying off the shelves It's the perfect plan

Didn't he say he wanted to be the Kurt Cobain of this generation?

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and yet no one in this thread cares that 90% of pop and rock stars from the 80's did the exact same thing, literally, and everyone thinks they're great