What if god exists? - General

Well, atheist people take it as this. Your old, 82. And your walking to mcdonalds to get some coffee and maybe a bigmac, And then after ordering and eatting. What if god shows up and takes you with him to get judged. then, what are you gonna do if god exists? What you're gonna do if you end up in hell? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Extended - religion thread" - birkett))[/highlight]

Have we moved from dream threads to religious threads?

What if he doesn't? You wasted your life worshiping an acid trip.

I'll say "Fuck You, Why didn't you let me finish my big mac." Then he will cast me down to hell, since I knew I was already going there.

[QUOTE=solid_jake;22090162]Have we moved from dream threads to religious threads?[/QUOTE] Yeah, sorta.

You are either: 1. Forgiven. 2. Fucked. 3. Fine because you've been good all your life.

He would let me in since I am a loving individual.

I'd be laughing, because most of FP userbase would go to hell.

[QUOTE=cbrain;22090209]You are either: 1. Forgiven. 2. Fucked. 3. Fine because you've been good all your life.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this.

I'd tell him to stop judging me and go help out some Africans or something.

Does it really matter? Doesn't it say in the bible if you sin you can pray to Jesus and be cleansed of those sins? Im just getting at the fact that you can just do a quick pray and boom you have your Golden Ticket into heaven if your about to die.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;22090225]I'd be laughing, because most of FP userbase would go to hell.[/QUOTE] Some will.

Which god? There's shitloads of gods tbh

atleast it's warm in hell

I'd ask him what the fuck he's been doing for the past twenty centuries then i'd call him a lazy fuck then burn in hell

[QUOTE=Fippe;22090247]Which god? There's shitloads of gods tbh[/QUOTE] The main one, and jesus.

he'd refer me to allah

[QUOTE=NUSA5;22090153]Well, atheist people take it as this. Your old, 82. And your walking to mcdonalds to get some coffee and maybe a bigmac, And then after ordering and eatting. What if god shows up and takes you with him to get judged. then, what are you gonna do if god exists? What you're gonna do if you end up in hell?[/QUOTE] Probably accept my fate and realise I was wrong. After exclaiming "fuck me sideways and call me sally" Oh and ask for my last rites :smug:

[QUOTE=NUSA5;22090267]The main one, and jesus.[/QUOTE] Who's really the main god? There's was a shitload of god before that stupid bullshit god and that freak, who was he called? Ah jesus! Really, there's no god, There's nothing! You die, you're no longuer here. The time change and your body get eaten by maggots. Your soul won't go to heaven or hell, your brain will be dead, and by so, you won't exist anymore.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_Wager[/url]

So what you're saying is that God will suddenly manifest himself in McDonalds to judge me? Honey, if I was in a McDonalds I'd need to be judged, if only for the sake of my thighs! [editline]12:04AM[/editline] [QUOTE=shill le 2nd;22090314][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_Wager[/url][/QUOTE] You can't make yourself believe something. You can pretend to believe something, but you won't believe it.

If God came to me when I was 82 years old and I was eating a Big Mac he'd say "Dear Me, how can you fucking eat that at your age? Amazing steel gut." So I'd be judged as amazing, shake hands, and die of a heart attack and diarrhea after eating the Big Mac. That answer your question OP?

I'd ask him why the fuck he went through all the trouble of making sure that there was no reason for me to believe he existed. [editline]09:05AM[/editline] Also I wouldn't be eating Maccas.

[QUOTE=NUSA5;22090153] Your old, 82. And your walking to mcdonalds to get some coffee and maybe a bigmac, And then after ordering and eatting. What if god shows up and takes you with him to get judged. [/QUOTE] i would realize that i have alzheimer or dementia

[QUOTE=Splurgy;22090326]So what you're saying is that God will suddenly manifest himself in McDonalds to judge me? Honey, if I was in a McDonalds I'd need to be judged, if only for the sake of my thighs! [editline]12:04AM[/editline] You can't make yourself believe something. You can pretend to believe something, but you won't believe it.[/QUOTE] yes, because god inventede the potato.

Ooh! Richard Dawkins to the rescue! [quote]Suppose there is a God who is watching us and choosing which souls of the deceased to bring to heaven, and this god really does want only the morally good to populate heaven. He will probably select from only those who made a significant and responsible effort to discover the truth. For all others are untrustworthy, being cognitively or morally inferior, or both. They will also be less likely ever to discover and commit to true beliefs about right and wrong. That is, if they have a significant and trustworthy concern for doing right and avoiding wrong, it follows necessarily that they must have a significant and trustworthy concern for knowing right and wrong. Since this knowledge requires knowledge about many fundamental facts of the universe (such as whether there is a god), it follows necessarily that such people must have a significant and trustworthy concern for always seeking out, testing, and confirming that their beliefs about such things are probably correct. Therefore, only such people can be sufficiently moral and trustworthy to deserve a place in heaven — unless god wishes to fill heaven with the morally lazy, irresponsible, or untrustworthy[/quote]

If he does exist and sends me to hell only because I didn't believe in him, let it be so. I don't want a god that's a cunt anyway.

[QUOTE=NUSA5;22090388]yes, because god inventede the potato.[/QUOTE] Wait what? Yes I can make myself believe something because God invented the pota-Son of a bitch, I've been trolled.

[QUOTE=The golden;22090417]Except he wouldn't beacuse he's a fabrication of the very creative and imaginative human mind. We all thought there were monsters under our bed. Was there? No.[/QUOTE] There was under my bed :ohdear:

[QUOTE=NUSA5;22090153]Well, atheist people take it as this. Your old, 82. And your walking to mcdonalds to get some coffee and maybe a bigmac, And then after ordering and eatting. What if god shows up and takes you with him to get judged. then, what are you gonna do if god exists? What you're gonna do if you end up in hell?[/QUOTE] Is this Pascal's Wager? You sure presented it horribly. Here, I'll debunk it for you. A lot of stupid people try to use Pascal's Wager to make atheists believe in god, but this is really stupid, as Pascal's Wager does not apply to real life. Pascal was a mathematical genius, and the way you idiots apply his argument makes it look like he was an idiot. Pascal's Wager only works if there are only two possible outcomes- God does not exist, or God exists as described in the bible. Pascal's Wager claims that because you might go to hell, it'd be safer to believe in God. But this doesn't apply to reality, as there are possibilities such as God only letting atheists in to heaven, or God only letting people who hate carrots in to heaven. No matter what you do, your chances to go to heaven do not increase at all. Anyways, If I do end up in hell, I'd rather not be in heaven. If God would allow something like Hell to exist, and he'd send good people to hell for stupid reasons, I'd rather not worship him.