What About The Spider?

[Meader]

They say that:

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

But what about the spider's story?

I was chillin in Cali
Down near Silicon Valley,
When a sexy young chick caught my eye;
But as I grew nearer
It soon became clearer,
This chick was no chick, but a guy.

He called himself Muffit,
Had a joint and he puffed it
And offered me something quite gay;
Then he pulled out a crystal
So I whipped out my pistol,
But dammit that freak got away.

He went straight to the station
And without hesitation
The cops came and they started to question;
After hearing my tale
They put me in the jail,
I got 18 to life for possession.

Fuck Miss Muffet. That bitch.

[NeoSeeker]

and fuck benadryl

[Pepin]

This has potential to teach kids.

[BloodStream]

But surely the spider could just climb through the bars of the cell.
...Unless they have spider jail...

[Knut]

[QUOTE=BloodStream;27224729]...Unless they have spider jail...[/QUOTE]

Oh god this made my day.

[Anubis678]

[QUOTE=BloodStream;27224729]]...Unless they have spider jail...[/QUOTE]

It's the underside of my shoe and/or any hammer I may have lying around

fucking spiders

[Meader]

[QUOTE=BloodStream;27224729]But surely the spider could just climb through the bars of the cell.
...Unless they have spider jail...[/QUOTE]

No no, spider is code man. it's the name of a gang. He was a "Spider" the same way members of that motorcycle group were "Hell's Angels".