• Australian's Worst Nightmare: Emu Escapes Pen and Heads to Local Pub in Florida
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[quote] An escaped emu sent deputies on a wild goose chase after it walked up to a bar in central Florida. The long-legged bird, which resembles an ostrich, hopped its 4-foot fence in Cape Canaveral on Friday and sauntered up to a local Irish pub. The emu's owner, Paul Eaton, said the bird was spooked by a stray dog. It took Brevard County Sheriff's deputies and an animal control officer more than an hour to capture the 8-year-old bird.[/quote] [url=http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/emu-walks-florida-pub-43003465]ABC News[/url]
Well, it has its priorities right.
Hogan's in Cape Canaveral is nice pub, the bird has good taste.
Emus are hilarious creatures. The way their necks move, it's like something out of a puppet show. God help us if they had arms. They'd be better off with them instead of useless wings, but they'd probably be terrifying if they had arms. Same goes for most flightless birds. I mean, cassowaries could disembowel you by kicking you in the guts, so you'd need to be cassowary of them even when they DON'T have gangly limbs ending in taloned claws capable of picking up a pointed stick.
Never would've happened if Australia won the Emu war.
Australian's worst nightmare? Sounds like an Australian's 5PM weekday! Making us proud!
Of all Australia's creatures Emus probably make me nervous the most. All the ones I've seen have been super chill dudes but holy fuck they have no understanding of personal space. 2 metre tall birds all up in your face because they're curious.
aw c'mon it just wanted to have a few schooners & have some banter with the blokes at his local pub Living up to the name though, emu's
They're dangerous and unpredictable creatures- it's a miracle that emu was lucky to make it past those Floridians unharmed.
[QUOTE=ironman17;51251048]Emus are hilarious creatures. The way their necks move, it's like something out of a puppet show. God help us if they had arms. They'd be better off with them instead of useless wings, but they'd probably be terrifying if they had arms. Same goes for most flightless birds. I mean, cassowaries could disembowel you by kicking you in the guts, so you'd need to be cassowary of them even when they DON'T have gangly limbs ending in taloned claws capable of picking up a pointed stick.[/QUOTE] [b]did someone say birds with arms?[/b] [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/quxfvg.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=cwook;51251764][b]did someone say birds with arms?[/b] [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/quxfvg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;v2WNuVXUd7s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2WNuVXUd7s[/video]
[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;51251062]Never would've happened if Australia won the Emu war.[/QUOTE] Relevant [img]https://i.imgur.com/0IAias9.png[/img] Because you lost this war, the emu is now going to take your booze and your women.
not in america they won't
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