John Kerry gives Sergei Lavrov two large potatoes at Syria talks
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25723304[/url]
[quote]US Secretary of State John Kerry has presented his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov with two Idaho potatoes as a gift during a meeting in Paris.
Mr Kerry said that Mr Lavrov had mentioned Idaho state's most famous export the last time the pair met.
The Russian foreign minister seemed to appreciate the gift, commenting that they were "impressive."
The two men are in France to negotiate details of a peace conference on Syria scheduled for 22 January.[/quote]
The look on his face is like "what the fuck am I supposed to do with these, thanks a lot, asshole." :v:
looks like carrots, potatoes are round
[QUOTE=Blackwheel;43530892]looks like carrots, potatoes are round[/QUOTE]
It's a conspiracy
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[editline]14th January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=jonnymad;43530890]The look on his face is like "what the fuck am I supposed to do with these, thanks a lot, asshole." :v:[/QUOTE]
Perogy (or Varenyky) are probably the best idea. :v:
It was in response to a comment Sergei made about
Idaho potatoes. Not all that strange if you read past the title.
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;43531207]It was in response to a comment Sergei made about
Idaho potatoes. Not all that strange if you read past the title.[/QUOTE]
The secretary of the state of the most powerful country is giving potatoes to the secretary of the state of second or third most powerful country at an official meeting. No one really cares about anything else.
POTATO, ULTIMATE GIFT FOR ALL SLAVIC OCCASSION.
You're supposed to let them ferment a bit, Kerry. Geeze.
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;43531410]POTATO, ULTIMATE GIFT FOR ALL SLAVIC OCCASSION.[/QUOTE]
Lavrov possesses face with rugged features not unlike that of potato.
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You'd think he would at least get a bag of them instead of just 2.
[QUOTE=Charades;43531611]You'd think he would at least get a bag of them instead of just 2.[/QUOTE]
Not with this economy.
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;43531410]POTATO, ULTIMATE GIFT FOR ALL SLAVIC OCCASSION.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't meeting a Belarus minister though.
[quote=OP]The Russian foreign minister seemed to appreciate the gift, commenting that they were "impressive."[/quote]
[I]"Oh Kerry-senpai, your potatoes are...sooo impressive!~"[/I]
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;43531207]It was in response to a comment Sergei made about
Idaho potatoes. Not all that strange if you read past the title.[/QUOTE]
Well I've made comments about how impressively gay some people act, I sure as hell don't want a pair of them given to me as a gift. Not that I have anything against gay people, but it's just odd to give a weird gift based on a single comment, in almost any case
John Kerry shows the supremacy of America through the size of our potatoes.
I swear this happened on an episode of Archer.
[QUOTE=jonnymad;43530890]The look on his face is like "what the fuck am I supposed to do with these, thanks a lot, asshole." :v:[/QUOTE]
I think its actually more like "Holy shit look at those fucking potatoes"
[QUOTE=RosettaStoned;43533936]I think its actually more like "Holy shit look at those fucking potatoes"[/QUOTE]
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they look like dirty penises
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Oh god the look on Kerry's face, he is such a smug little fuck, isn't he? "Yeah, they're potatoes, now shove 'em up your ass!"
[QUOTE=Zeos;43533910]I swear this happened on an episode of Archer.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking of a Brazilian game show.
[QUOTE=jonnymad;43534050]Oh god the look on Kerry's face, he is such a smug little fuck, isn't he? "Yeah, they're potatoes, now shove 'em up your ass!"[/QUOTE]I was thinking more along the lines of "I bet you've never seen this many potatoes at the same time in Russia!"
they look more like yams
[QUOTE=AK'z;43534525]they look more like yams[/QUOTE]
yams have thicker skin, they literally look kind of like theyre covered in bark.
He should have given them to Latvia instead.
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more like "holy shit, even the chernobyl potatos don't get this large, no wonder americans are fat"
[QUOTE=Sableye;43534712]more like "holy shit, even the chernobyl potatos don't get this large, no wonder americans are fat"[/QUOTE]
We're fat from corn, not potatoes.
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