New Year's Resolutions (shit thread)

[fancy ghost ☂]

I know I'm going to get massive flames from this but here goes

My resolutions:

1. No fapping
2. No fapping in the shower (#1 is bound to fail)
3. No more lurking

Facepunchers?

[Wilsonwiz]

Fapping in the shower sucks anyway, it makes you light headed and your legs go all funny

[ababs362]

Gain some muscle.

[codenamecueball]

get laid

[Archy]

1. man up and eat more steak
2. man up and do more bicep curls
3. man up and join the running club
4. man up and clean my room

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[UOYKCUF|DEAD]

This is the best day so far!

[solid_jake]

Make a new years resoloution next year

[Doug52392]

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Here's my list so far:
DOUGLAS'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS AND GOALS FOR THE YEAR 2010

1. Continue learning a new language (Russian)

2. Write a novel (or a collection of short stories)

3. Improve my social life. Get out more; hang out with friends more.

4. Get a drivers license and a job!

[Simplemac3]

No looking at porn.

... I broke it less than four hours in. :saddowns:

[fancy ghost ☂]

It's not like I stand up when fapping in the shower.

Sometimes I go to fap and fall asleep, which is why my showers are 40 minutes long, which is why I'm trying not to anymore.

[Akida]

You fall asleep in the shower..?

[Roktarok]

you fall asleep while fapping?

[The_Lizard_Xing]

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[power-mad]

1. Finish this game.
2. Do above average in school.

[Rysoke24]

You fall asleep while fapping in the shower?

[Reptar]

you fap while falling asleep?

[Kymandu]

you sleep?

[Archy]

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[Haiduc21]

Start renting games instead of buying for $60, playing through them once, and shelving them for the rest of time.

[fancy ghost ☂]

When I go to sleep at 12 and wake up at 6, yeah

[Sickle]

Stop fapping while sleeping/falling asleep/showering/regular verbing/irregular verbing/phrasal verbing.

I'm probably going to lose.

[WWIII]

Be a little less manly.

[haloguy234]

[QUOTE=cccritical;19356093]I know I'm going to get massive flames from this but here goes

My resolutions:

1. No fapping
2. No fapping in the shower (#1 is bound to fail)
3. No more lurking

Facepunchers?[/QUOTE]

You fucker. You're taking my ideas.

[RichardNixon]

get money fuck bitches

[Cluckin_Bell]

[QUOTE=RichardNixon;19361397]get money fuck bitches[/QUOTE]

Wisdom

But for real, have a happy relationship with my girlfriend.

[benos]

Nothing, do the same shit I always done, keep moving forward. Improve.

[JacobG]

lose weight, improve my squat a fuckton, and stay with my girlfriend

[Parachinim]

[QUOTE=Roktarok;19356429]you fall asleep while fapping?[/QUOTE]

Oh dude that's hot! Work Dammit! *fap**fap**fap**fa- snoore

[kidwithsword]

I make a resolution to not make any resolutions.

See, it is a paradox.

[Parachinim]

[QUOTE=kidwithsword;19373426]I make a resolution to not make any resolutions.

See, it is a paradox.[/QUOTE]

Ah yes, but you did not state when not to make a resolution.