White House Briefly Locked Down After Toddler Squeezes Through Fence - Polidicks

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ggmhDQt.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE][I]A member of the U.S. Secret Service Emergency Response Team (ERT) stands watch on the North Lawn at the White House in Washington, Thursday, Aug. 7, 2014. It’s usually someone jumping over the White House fence that causes Secret Service agents patrolling the grounds to scramble. A toddler passing through slats in the gate caught the eyes of the gun-toting officers who are charged with protecting the president. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)[/I][/QUOTE][I] [/I] [QUOTE]The U.S. Secret Service sprang into action and apprehended a trespasser at the White House — a toddler who squeezed through a fence and ended up on the lawn.The toddler made it into the secure area just after 8 p.m. and was returned to the parents, said Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan. Neither the parents nor the tiny intruder was detained for questioning. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jenise-wright-search-officials-believe-body-missing-girl-n175701[/url] [QUOTE]"We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents," according to the White House pool report. [/QUOTE] :v:

Recruit him into the CIA.

[Quote]Neither the parents nor the tiny intruder was detained for questioning."We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents," according to the White House pool report.[/Quote] Biiiig mistake, guys. Now you've let a dangerous criminal go free.

[QUOTE=Limed00d;45628532]Biiiig mistake, guys. Now you've let a dangerous criminal go free.[/QUOTE] waterboard the family show no mercy [editline]8th August 2014[/editline] was the toddler muslim? this is serious!!!

I think you copied the wrong URL. That one links to a story about a missing person.

timeout is code for guantanamo sorry kiddo

Geeez, they're training them at such a young age now..

[URL="http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/toddler-breaches-white-house-security-ends-lawn-n175646"]http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/toddler-breaches-white-house-security-ends-lawn-n175646[/URL] real source. Really though, they're on the same "page". URLS sync when you scroll.

God knows what biochemical weapon it was hiding in the diapers.

Toddler stuffed with C4 This is a serioust threat!

[QUOTE=AntonioR;45628741]God knows what biochemical weapon it was hiding in the diapers.[/QUOTE] It's green, must be anthrax

[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;45628524]Recruit him into the CIA.[/QUOTE] He's already KGB

[QUOTE=Kommodore;45628694]timeout is code for guantanamo sorry kiddo[/QUOTE] Life in prison

baby bomber

See this is why Sims 4 doesn't have toddlers

You guys joke, but I'm sure someone is actually upset that this event happened without the family getting fucked with. I feel like out there, someone is decrying Obama for his mercy

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;45631076]You guys joke, but I'm sure someone is actually upset that this event happened without the family getting fucked with. I feel like out there, someone is decrying Obama for his mercy[/QUOTE] I feel "wow your security is so shit a toddler got through!!" is more likely

[QUOTE=smurfy;45631106]I feel "wow your security is so shit a toddler got through!!" is more likely[/QUOTE] Either way an idiot is taking this too far somewhere

"mam, we need a full wipe to make sure there's no chemical weapons in there."

[QUOTE=smurfy;45631106]I feel "wow your security is so shit a toddler got through!!" is more likely[/QUOTE] to be fair didn't security stop them?

That guy in the picture looks badass.

[QUOTE=Friendly;45631348]That guy in the picture looks badass.[/QUOTE] na he looks like a fucking scrub he doesnt even have urban camo unlocked how is black supposed to blend into the WHITE house we should get this guy fired.

The kid could have had a bomb on him. He could have hijacked Airforce 1 and crashed it into the White House. It'd be 9/11 all over again... Well, 8/7.

Imagine what would happen if it was an Arab toddler. DC would be shut down.

[QUOTE=dwt110;45631419]na he looks like a fucking scrub he doesnt even have urban camo unlocked how is black supposed to blend into the WHITE house we should get this guy fired.[/QUOTE] Red dot sight w/ foregrip lmao what a fucking tryhard, I bet he can't even quickscope.

Too bad the kid didn't get to go meet the President or something (assuming Obama was there and not in a meeting or something). Always love those cheerful kind of stories.

just what we needed, more babies in the government

[QUOTE=xqzyk;45631961]just what we needed, more babies in the government[/QUOTE] Comparing Congress to a toddler is unrealistic and unfair. You shouldn't make fun of a poor, defenseless toddler like that.