• Teacher changes her name to Abcdefg Hijklmn Opqrst Uvwxyz
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[IMG]http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/590x/Colombian-capital-Bogota-Name-Change-To-Abcdefg-Hijklmn-Opqrst-Uvwxyz-Woman-Legally-Changes-Her-Name-To-Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwx-558707.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]The 36-year-old has been fighting red tape for over two years to get approval of her new name. But now she finally has the seal of approval to call herself – Abcdefg Hijklmn Opqrst Uvwxyz. Ms Uvwxyz – or Abcdefg to her friends – has a habit of regularly changing her name, with her previous name change resulting in her being called Ladyzunga Cyborg. The teacher, who lives in the Colombian capital Bogota, said she has always had the need to constantly "redefine" herself. She felt it was the right time to change her name to something incredibly hard to say, she said. Ms Uvwxyz, who also works as a fashion designer specialising in fetish clothes and bondage events, said she wanted her new name "element of surprise". "I've changed my name so people wouldn't know it's me," she explained. "But it's not because I was disturbed by it but because I wanted to always bring an element of surprise."[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/558707/Woman-Ladyzunga-Cyborg-Changes-Name-Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz[/url]
alpha beta as fuck. cyborg? why would you downgrade your name cmon
[quote=Article]Ms Uvwxyz, who also works as a fashion designer specialising in fetish clothes and bondage events, said she wanted her new name "element of surprise".[/quote] So would it be Mistress Uvwxyz? Wonder what her safeword is.
Haven't they noticed that the name is basically the alphabet?
For some reason it really bothers me that LMNOP isn't together. If you say her name and pause with each space it sounds weird as hell.
[QUOTE=0x0000000C;47165288]Haven't they noticed that the name is basically the alphabet?[/QUOTE] Basically?
[QUOTE=0x0000000C;47165288]Haven't they noticed that the name is basically the alphabet?[/QUOTE] NO WAY
Ladyzunga Cyborg Sounds like she hit random on the name generator
she wants an element of surprise, but it'd just be confusion. If it's related to her dom career surely she can go by any random moniker on the job without needing it on her drivers licence also the cyborg name would have been acceptable had she given it a proper "cyborg twelve" or whatever kinda name, instead of random nonsense
Not as good of a name as Dr. Dildo Faggins. Nothing can top that.
how do i even pronounce that?
[quote]Ms Uvwxyz, who also works as a fashion designer specialising in fetish clothes and bondage events, said she wanted her new name "element of surprise".[/quote] That explains everything.
A teacher who is also a fashion designer for BDSM gear... Is this a sitcom?
When I read teacher, I thought the name change was profession related.
[QUOTE=Ragekipz;47165410]When I read teacher, I thought the name change was profession related.[/QUOTE] She's a different kind of teacher, she teaches discipline this one.
It looks Icelandic like that.
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;47165347]Not as good of a name as Dr. Dildo Faggins. Nothing can top that.[/QUOTE] I still think either American McGee or Speed Weed are the best names.
Wife of Mr Mxyzptlk?
so how do you pronounce that
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At least you can't misspell it
Reminds me of a related case in Sweden during the 90s: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116[/url]
If I was a woman I'd be more inclined to change my name just knowing that it wouldn't be passed on
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;47165723]so how do you pronounce that[/QUOTE] [URL="https://translate.google.com/#es/en/Abcdefg%20Hijklmn%20Opqrst%20Uvwxyz"]Like this[/URL]
I'll change my name to Hugh G. Titandique
[QUOTE=proch;47165933]I'll change my name to Hugh G. Titandique[/QUOTE] Huge tit and dick? what the fuck
Phonetic pronunciation: Aah-buh-ca-def-guh Hidge-klimon Opp-qerst Uh-woox-yeesz
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;47165322]Ladyzunga Cyborg Sounds like she hit random on the name generator[/QUOTE] That actually sounds more weird pornstarish than Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
Doucheon Mandick is much more presentable
[QUOTE=0x0000000C;47165288]Haven't they noticed that the name is basically the alphabet?[/QUOTE] No it isn't. It's missing the ñ. Is she a teacher? pfff
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