• Girl Hit by Tortoise.
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Source [url]http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentID=148730145[/url] [quote]A Chinese girl has lost her memory after being struck by a falling pregnant tortoise as she walked with her aunt along a street. Unsuspecting 12-year-old Cheng Cheng was struck by the plummeting creature as she walked with her aunt Ling Lang in Chongqing, central China. KUTV reports that the owner of a grocery store who witnessed the incident said Cheng was hit by a falling black object travelling at speed and fell to the ground unconscious. When he ran over, he realised the object was a tortoise. According to Metro, a police spokesman said: "Given the force of the blow, this tortoise must have been thrown from a reasonable height. We have questioned 16 flat owners all of whom have denied responsibility." After being taken to a local children’s hospital, Cheng was diagnosed with concussion. The Sun reports that Zhuo Xuan, the doctor treating Cheng, said "she does not have any memory of what happened to her or anything about her. We believe the amnesia will only be short lived but at the moment she can't remember anything". KUTV reports the injured girl's father, Liu Xingbing, said: "I am furious at this irresponsible behaviour. If I do not have a confession from the guilty tortoise thrower I will sue everybody in the building." Although the tortoise initially survived the fall, it later died from its injuries. It has been frozen and is being examined while police continue to question residents in a nearby apartment building.[/quote] Wow she must of been [i]shell[/i] shocked! [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Eggcelent.
What the fuck?
fucking blastoise [img]http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/blastoise.gif[/img]
At first I was like "Wut."
Wow, the parents must be [i]crushed[/i] :smug:
Well, now she joins the rather exclusive club, alongside one greek philosopher who also got hit by a flying turtle, except he got killed.
i feel more sorry for the tortoise
This is an outrage, BAN TORTOISES!!
At first I imagined a turtoise running and hitting the girl as if it was a car, then I realised that that was dumb.
[QUOTE=B-hazard;16288025]At first I imagined a turtoise running and hitting the girl as if it was a car, then I realised that that was dumb.[/QUOTE] See that's how they get you, at first they fool you by appearing to be slow, ground and sea based creatures then BAM they fly at you like motherfucking jets.
What I want to know is how did it fall?
[QUOTE=SenorJose;16288067]What I want to know is how did it fall?[/QUOTE] Gravity. On a more serious note it probably got picked up by a hurricane or something like that, or fell out of a cargo plane.
wow that must've hurt like hell i've been hit on the head by a cabbage someone threw from the top floor of some flats and it hurt for days.
[QUOTE=SenorJose;16288067]What I want to know is how did it fall?[/QUOTE] Magic, just pure magic, there's no chance at all it was from a window.
Don't some birds carry tortoises up high then drop them to get at the gooey goodness inside? This may be for snails though. TO WIKI I GO!
Wow she must of been [i]shell[/i] shocked! [img]http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=std DONOR;16288126]Wow she must of been [i]shell[/i] shocked! [img]http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Obvious stupid attempt to garner late ratings for no particular reason. Oh my the broken image was a slowpoke.
[b]FUCK[/b]You took all the good puns :bang:
i wish my name was Liu Xingbing (Zingbing, I think it's pronounced)
Reminds me of :mario:
Yeah, you gotta watch out when standing underneath the green ones. The red ones will turn around when they hit a ledge, but the green ones will just keep right on going.
Cheng Cheng and Ling Lang?
The tortoise is frozen you say? THEN WE STILL HAVE TIME! We'll be eating my delicious tortoise soup tonight, gentlemen! :chef:
I guess it's been a [B]slow[/B] news day.
waiting for dumb ventilated to ban OP
Looks like she got [i] hit on the head with a pregnant tortoise.[/i] :smug:
She got [i]hit[/i] in the head with a tortoise! [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] [editline]02:57PM[/editline] Damn ninjas! :argh: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Dacheet;16288777]She got [i]hit[/i] in the head with a tortoise! [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] [editline]02:57PM[/editline] Damn ninjas! :argh:[/QUOTE] Hahaha Hilarious dude, So original and funny, you're gonna make your mark on facepunch with this one.
Squirtle, use tackle! Critical hit! Slowpoke used Amnesia.
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