So today as I'm walking home from the bus I get the mail. There's this weird envelope, it's all beat up and ripped, with previous to and from address scribbled out with mine. It's from my Grandfather, and I notice it was originally postmarked the 16th of October 1989. I'm guessing this is something worth while, or just a check for my birthday. So here's the pictures of this thing.
The beat-up envelope.
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/a2qd84bf.jpg[/img]
Postmarked 1989
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/3yrc7sa0.jpg[/img]
Taped shut back.
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/zgs1wg02.jpg[/img]
Since I didn't know what was inside I was careful.
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/yf8x0eki.jpg[/img]
Inside I found this:
This is the card that was sent out for my birth.
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/55pb47fy.jpg[/img]
And then...
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/icnpujql.jpg[/img]
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/vvy137k.jpg[/img]
And now he's on the phone asking if I've done it.
ahaha
Don't just fuck one girl. Fuck a LOT of girls.
Resize those images jesus
lol get a girl your grandpa thinks youre gay
So, did you mingle with the girls?
Well you heard the man.
Or did you mangle them? ninja'd :(
Dated back then, check dated now?
Do what the man says. He is smart.
So it was an envelope in an envelope?
[QUOTE=blackXmesa66;14697641]Dated back then, check dated now?[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing he was saving a letter as a memorial and decided to add something extra later
Why was it postmarked from 1989?
Oh, and $200 - spend it on some clothes or something to impress the ladies.
The machine will break you, watch out.
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;14697596]So, did you mingle with the girls?[/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;14697584]Resize those images jesus[/QUOTE]
I'm on it.
Epic. Although I don't see why he's telling you to get a girl when you're only 14.
I found the major difference in time between the stamp and letter years disturbing.
your grampa sounds cool
Do what he intended you to do with the money.
Get some.
Lmfao, wow.
Oh wow.
Alright, Images resized. Let me explain the dating.
Oct 1989 - The original postmark on the envelope. I'm guessing it was for sentimental value, or he was just cheap.
April 22, 1994 - My date of birth
April 2009 - Stuff sent out recently (Check, note, new stamps and postmark)
Use the money to get a hooker.
[QUOTE=ngwoo;14697959]Use the money to get a hooker.[/QUOTE]
One $200 hooker...
Or two-hundred $1 hookers!
Spend the money on a pimp hat.
Then walk around with it on with HEAPS of girls; obey his orders.
Those are long nails.
But well kept might I add.
[QUOTE=Tea;14698208]Those are long nails.
But well kept might I add.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he plays guitar
...or he's gay
Maybe both, lets ask him.
[QUOTE=CarlBooth;14698457]Maybe he plays guitar
...or he's gay[/QUOTE]
Or he's not a nervous wreck with compulsive, self-destructive habits.
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