• A bunch of cows suddenly interrupted a backyard booze party and drank all the booze
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[img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17nqo2j06kj1ljpg/xlarge.jpg[/img] [quote] BOXFORD, Mass. (WHDH) -- Some uninvited guests crashed a party in Boxford and police had quite the time chasing after them. Talk about being a party animal. Cows on the loose in Boxford bellied up to the bar for a few beers in a backyard. “They enjoyed it. There’s no doubt about it. They went right for the beer and then when one was done, they’d knock another one over and take care of that beer,” said Lt. James Riter, Boxford Police Department. Boxford Police say they heard screams and then a group of women took off when about five or six bovines crashed their backyard party. The thirsty cows eagerly helped themselves to the beers left behind. “They got up as the cows went towards the table. They stepped back and the cows took over the table, knocking over the beers with their noses drinking the beer off the table. They went to the recycling bin to find any leftovers,” Lt. Riter said. In a 911 call, one person told the dispatcher, “We thought they were deer, but they're huge, huge, huge cows. There's got to be five or six of them.” One of the calls came from Andrea Poritzky. “I just went downstairs, and I have about six cows in my yard. I don't own cows,” she said. “I was initially a little nervous. And then after I found it very comical and not very surprising due to the fact that we live in the country here,” Poritzky said. The cows were eventually rounded up and with a police escort, returned to their farm about a mile away. The cows are home safe and sound and no charges were filed. [/quote] Read more: [url]http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/12007559800137/cows-crash-a-backyard-party-in-boxford/#ixzz1w08FuCfP[/url] Ahahaha
What a bunch of badass cows. They had a cows night out, and while walking around they where like "let's get shitfaced"!! So they crashed a party and drank all their beers.
That is.. wow I don't even know what to say.
Back At the Barnyard in real life
[quote]“I just went downstairs, and I have about six cows in my yard. I don't own cows,” she said.[/quote] This made me lol
Ugh I've had something like this happen before while we were doing field training(actually its happened multiple times). We had a tent set up with food and stuff in it. It was pretty funny seeing cows eat left over beef patties and cocoa puffs.
Al[b]Cow[/b]holics. :v:
The cows look like oreos
Cows that like to party? [IMG]http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1323/barnyardwiiwallpaperih9.jpg[/IMG]
Four legs good, two legs bad...12 pack best "So we herd you were having a party" Looking in at the party of elites through the farmhouse window, the common animals can no longer tell which are the cows and which are the women. / I could do this all night
I bet they cow tipped each other.
What's next, cowcaine? Mooshrooms?
[QUOTE=mac338;36091971]What's next, cowcaine? Mooshrooms?[/QUOTE] Moorijuana
Party poopers.
The cows just wanted to moo-ve in their territory.
[QUOTE=mac338;36091971]What's next, cowcaine? Mooshrooms?[/QUOTE] I heard they're making their own alcohol now, damn moonshiners.
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