• Ghost in my house right now.
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Ok not the first time something paranormal has happen to me. Recently I have gotten the feeling there is a ghost in my house. Well the activity is increasing. the cord was just pulled from my laptop and slowly moved away. like just 4 min ago. Earlier I have bin hearing weird noises of thing moving in a room and im the only one there. Still im curious to what will happen next. A while ago I had a bar of soap fly out from the corner of my eye and hit the ground as if it was thrown while i was taking a shower at a hotel.
It happens. Leave a pinch of salt and a spoonful of vinegar in a tincan outside your bedroom door over night. Ghost will be gone by morning.
It's attracted to your FP account. If you leave and never come back, it won't kill you.
Poke it.
Cut of your penis, use to duct tape to tape it on your doorway, then do the Hokey-pokey. I swear it works.
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Actuly I think hes not harmful. as long as he doesnt try to go crazy hes welcome in my house. oh wait hold on a sec..... *poke* ...... ok im back.
Keep a camera at hand at all times.
Pour salt around your doors and windows. Ghosts and demons can't cross salt. Also you need to salt and torch the persons corpse
See if it's a female ghost by seducing it.
Just turn on the lights or a camera. Ghosts hate that. [editline]06:57AM[/editline] also, sleep scares them away
I like the way you think phill. [editline]????[/editline] lol I am loving you responses for what to do with it.
well he or she just want's a friend play css or make toast with him or her
[QUOTE=pointyface;20205238]Pour salt around your doors and windows. Ghosts and demons can't cross salt. Also you need to salt and torch the persons corpse[/QUOTE] It would suck if the ghost was in his room when he poured salt in front of the door.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;20205261]It would suck if the ghost was in his room when he poured salt in front of the door.[/QUOTE] Can't ghosts go through walls and shit?
obviously, a satanic seal is in your room, you must have the previous houseowner unlock it, and there you will find the source. however. [b]Do not return the haaaand~[/b]
HAVE SEX WITH iT
[QUOTE=hl2poo;20205261]It would suck if the ghost was in his room when he poured salt in front of the door.[/QUOTE] Ha ha ha ninja'd. Just heard a noise outside my window O.o
It's Michael Jackson!
[QUOTE=omomo0725;20205167]Ok not the first time something paranormal has happen to me. Recently I have gotten the feeling there is a ghost in my house. Well the activity is increasing. the cord was just pulled from my laptop and slowly moved away. like just 4 min ago.[/QUOTE] The cord was probably coiled, or you may have touched it without you knowing it. [QUOTE=omomo0725;20205167] Earlier I have bin hearing weird noises of thing moving in a room and im the only one there. Still im curious to what will happen next. [/QUOTE] Check if it's a burglar before you suspect its a ghost. It could also be the house just creaking from heating and cooling. [QUOTE=omomo0725;20205167] A while ago I had a bar of soap fly out from the corner of my eye and hit the ground as if it was thrown while i was taking a shower at a hotel.[/QUOTE] Soap is slippery. You probably hit it accidentally and it took a second to slide off the surface.
The ghost shouldn't be frightening to you. Be a man, don't scared. Don't let some god damn ghost haunt your house. It's your fucking house now, tell him to fuck off. You gotta take a stand.
Carbon knight all of those totaly can work for me cept the soap was on a ledge and in font two soap bottles and it came from slightly abouve my head and shot across the shower. Also guy this ghost must be friendly and he wont hurt me. [editline]OH SHIT[/editline] OH MOTHER FU-- [editline]read[/editline] also like i said im curious. I wasn't scared when the fly soap almost hit my head. my words were "oh shit, that was awsome". And I REALLY want to communicate with the one in my house now.
He will rape you in your sleep. IN YOUR SLEEP.
Use a vacuum, worked for me.
You need to mix ammonia and bleach together in copious amounts. This is how they dispelled demons back in the Spanish Inquisition. Look it up.
But ghosts do not exist, use common sense and figure out whats going on with out immediately jumping to something supernatural because [B]ghosts do not exist[/B].
[QUOTE=omomo0725;20205335]Carbon knight all of those totaly can work for me cept the soap was on a ledge and in font two soap bottles and it came from slightly abouve my head and shot across the shower. Also guy this ghost must be friendly and he wont hurt me. [editline]OH SHIT[/editline] OH MOTHER FU-- [editline]read[/editline] also like i said im curious. I wasn't scared when the fly soap almost hit my head. my words were "oh shit, that was awsome". And I REALLY want to communicate with the one in my house now.[/QUOTE] It's all in your head just so you know that. A sugar pill where the sugar is any sensory stimulus.
@Slacker996: ehh I think ill go with a proton pack. better safe than sorry. @rathat48 and Carbon Knight: Also I ALWAYS think logical first. cept for the cord thing, just felt weird to me. I dont mean to be the bearer of bad news (I don't expect you to beleive) but ghost are real. I got my share of my own cold hard proof (soap incident, and -snip-) so im a beleiver. Never really beleived at first but thing changed.
Tell him he has to pay to live in your house or make you breakfast.
[B]I figured it out.[/B] It is a male ghost that died in prison, that's why it threw the soap. It wants you to pick it up.. and you know the rest.
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