Not saying the Facepunch community doesnt know how to shower, just for those whom are interested or a little undereduacted.
Here is what I believe to be a Average shower. Excuse me if the bit about washing hair is a bit. I'm bald (as seen in bonus picture at bottom)
[B]STEP 1:[/B]Locating the shower
If you don't know by now, your an Idiot. They can look like this
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/quadrant_shower_enclosure_atlantis.jpg[/IMG]
or
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/home_main.jpg[/IMG]
Make sure you turn them on to a temprature you seem nice. not to hot nor to cold.
Now make sure you have placed one of these where you will stand after you get out.
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/recycled20bath20mat.jpg[/IMG]
And 1 of these for afterwards
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/towel.jpg[/IMG]
[B]Step 1.5:[/B] Undress. (reminded by Meader)
Take off all your clothes.
[B]STEP 2:[/B]Rinsing
make sure you whole body is covered in water
[B]STEP 3:[/B]Cleaning
Well, your all wet now, "now what?" you ask.
[I]Body[/I]
For the body I suggest you use something along the line of this
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/LynxShowerGelRecover.jpg[/IMG]
and
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/scrubbers.jpg[/IMG]
Scrub your whole body, even your back and bum.
make sure to get your armpits all nice and clean so you do not cause people discomfort.
OR if you dont have these you can use soap.
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/IMG_0785.jpg[/IMG]
But dont use these
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/razor-soap.jpg[/IMG]
[I]Hair[/I]
Like I said, I'm bald. So don't get pissy If I make a mistake, been a year scince I've had to wash hair.
Use products known as [I]Shampoo and conditioner[/I]. they can look like this
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/garnier.jpg[/IMG]
or
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/de_apple_sh-cond.jpg[/IMG]
make sure your hair is wet. Apply a blob/squirt of the shampoo in your hand. Put some in the other hand form your first. Massage or scrub as you wish, the shampoo should become like toothpast after brushing a few seconds. Or something like that.
Then apply the Conditioner the same as you did the Shampoo, although it will not become all foamed up like its previous counterpart.
[I]Face[/I]
For those of us whom are around 14-20ish will need to do this often.
This is the mosy common face cleanser I have come across
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/20070409003_2.jpg[/IMG]
Its pretty much all you need in my opinion. After face is moist, apply a small amont of this to face and rub over all of face, leave for about 10-20 seconds.
[B]STEP 4:[/B]Drying
So after your finished doing what you have Finished what you are doing in the shower, You should remove as much water as possible.
make sure you have 1 of these from step 1
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/towel.jpg[/IMG]
Now we want to use this [I]Towel[/I] device to remove the water from our skin. You should find it easy for your front, arms and legs. By placing a small amount of pressure to your body with your hands over the towel and move around the areas that have water on them. The back is tricky for some. I my self tend to use the lie down on towel technique myself, but you mayfind others easyier. Face is easy, as if swiping cream off your face, do the same, but with the towel between your face and hands. And Hair...... do something for it.
[B]STEP 5:[/B]Dressing
Put on clean clothes such as these
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/1571499737_f3226ef581.jpg[/IMG]
and not these, for thet are dirty
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/129372_f520.jpg[/IMG]
and if you can't do this I am sorry
[B]END[/B]
and heres the BONUS pic of me showing you why my [I]HAIR[/I] section may have sucked
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/19950_1253259690494_1199602369_3063.jpg[/IMG](And yes I drew on my face in paint.)
Fuck Lynx, Old Spice all the way.
Also, rated informative.
You should get that nose checked out
Use Garniér, cause you're worth it. :razz:
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20644086]Fuck Lynx, Old Spice all the way.
Also, rated informative.[/QUOTE]
Think you're cool riding your horse backwards, huh?
Anyways, I use Suave cause I'm one smooth motherfucker.
[B]Step 1.5[/B]: Undress.
Take off all your clothes, turn on the webcam. I'll explain the cam later. [A must have for girls, optional for boys.]
Dude, I learned this when I was 2.
I should have made a thread....
A guide to taking a shower? Really?
[QUOTE=Meader;20644215][B]Step 1.5[/B]: Undress.
Take off all your clothes, turn on the webcam. I'll explain the cam later. [A must have for girls, optional for boys.][/QUOTE]
I used to think of making a virus that always broadcasts the person's webcam without them knowing....
I suddenly have the need for a shower
Hang on.. didn't I read this sometime before?
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;20644225]I used to think of making a virus that always broadcasts the person's webcam without them knowing....[/QUOTE]
Well turn that "used to" into a "Working on" NOW. I will help with the funding.
This thread is hilarious because Monkey_Tracks usually smells :v:
Interesting
That looks like a familiar face.
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/19950_1253259690494_1199602369_3063.jpg[/IMG]
A couple of these steps I always miss and I forgot step 1.5 once. Very informative, seriously.
This thread is so enlightening that I'll share also this knowledge on; how to brush ones teeth!
[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/cc9000battle.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
It's ok, I didn't believe it eighter when I first read this.
FINALLY i know how to shower!!
Why not get a all in one shampoo and conditioner as a super pro money saving tip.
I usually wash my hair, leave the conditioner in while I wash my body and then rinse the conditioner out with cold water. My hair is something I'm very proud of.
My additional steps are shaving in the shower, my crotch and ass.
ty i can now shower !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;20644884]That looks like a familiar face.
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/19950_1253259690494_1199602369_3063.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Yea, his.
[img]http://debrisblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/mr-potato-head.jpg[/img]
I was trying to cover my body in water, but it kept falling off, Honest
Why is shower gel considered the norm?
Soap is OG.
I just scrolled down to see the bald guy.
Do you have cancer or something? Your head looks unhealthy.
Awesome guide.
thanks now i know how to use a shower
but lynx/axe is gross
Oh look, it's that asshole supermod/mod CaptainBald.
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