Yale officials search for ‘poopetrator’ adding human feces to clothes dryers - Polidicks

[url=http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/10/06/yale-officials-search-for-poopetrator-soiling-students-laundry-by-adding-human-feces-to-clothes-dryers/]Source[/url] [quote=The Associated Press]Yale University hopes to solve a case of whodungit by identifying the stinker who has been soiling students’ laundry by sticking human feces inside clothes dryers. The culprit has been dubbed the “poopetrator” and is being blamed for at least four incidents in the past month in the laundry room at Saybrook College.[/quote] [url=https://twitter.com/yaledailynews/status/386133804924284929/photo/1]Yale Daily news[/url] [t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVvSpk6IMAIgbMm.jpg:large[/t] It's a pretty shitty situation.

Why

That's offal.

What?

you just fucking know this guy will be your governor twenty years from now

Heh, poop.

note to self: never combine scatplay with dryerplay

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;42436270]note to self: never combine scatplay with dryerplay[/QUOTE] What the fuck is dryerplay

[QUOTE=Cone;42436253]you just fucking know this guy will be your governor twenty years from now[/QUOTE] Nah, he'll just be a Mayor. True politicians put diarrhea in the sprinkler system and then start fires.

[QUOTE=Chickens!;42436279]What the fuck is dryerplay[/QUOTE] Is that like when women position themselves on the corner of a running dryer?

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;42436300]Is that like when women position themselves on the corner of a running dryer?[/QUOTE] thats level 2 dryerplay we don't talk about level 4

[QUOTE=valkery;42436284]Nah, he'll just be a Mayor. True politicians put diarrhea in the sprinkler system and then start fires.[/QUOTE] why to spew that much shit you'd almost have to be Republican

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;42436300]Is that like when women position themselves on the corner of a running dryer?[/QUOTE] I imagine it as being a girl positioned in a dryer so that her hole(s) are perfectly centered in the spin, and you turn the dryer on and she spins around either a dude or a toy or something.

This would stink on multiple levels.

It's New Haven, of course it's filled with shit! It's OK guys, I live in Connecticut I can confirm this.

[QUOTE=Fox Arts;42436360]I imagine it as being a girl positioned in a dryer so that her hole(s) are perfectly centered in the spin, and you turn the dryer on and she spins around either a dude or a toy or something.[/QUOTE] That sounds interesting.

I expected this thread to be filled with a shitload of fecal matter puns. I was presently surprised. Wait...shit. [editline]6th October 2013[/editline] I mean--crap! [editline]6th October 2013[/editline] I mean--argh, god fucking dammit...

What a load of shit.

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;42436449]Only four cases in the last month? Sounds like he's being pretty [I]anal[/I] about who he chooses.[/QUOTE] maybe it's just like "it's friday I'm going to go take a dump in the dryer" [editline]7th October 2013[/editline] or maybe he just needs to eat more fiber

I guess you could say that a person is putting their (or possibly others) fecal matter in clothes dryers in order to be a general menace and permanently soil the persons clothes resulting in them being forced to throw them away in an attempt at getting a cheap laugh and a costly investigation by Yale Campus police.

Hey, if you're paying that much per semester, there's nothing like making every cent count.

what the fuck drives a person to do that kind of thing?

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;42436191]Why[/QUOTE] For the laughter of course.

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;42436300]Is that like when women position themselves on the corner of a running dryer?[/QUOTE] No that's washerplay [IMG]http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4658387116688631&pid=1.7[/IMG]

what a fucking asshole seriously like why the fuck would you put your poop on other people's clothes why oh god shit

I bet the lint trap in the dryer looks like someone smeared peanut butter on it.

If I found my clothes contaminated like that, I would just throw them all the way. Even if it requires me to attend class nude. I'll just say I'm going to an art course :v:

[QUOTE=Sixer;42436178][quote=Article]case of whodungit[/QUOTE][/quote] this was so much more funny than it should've been

I bet it was some Princeton motherfucker

I came in here looking for shitty puns.