JOIN THE MARINES, FIGHT DRAGONS

[scout1]

True story.

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[Lazyboy0337]

That's a lava monster not a dragon

[detectivep]

Well, it's a good thing we have Marines to combat volcano monsters.

Now we just need someone to combat humans.

[Lazyboy0337]

[QUOTE=Detective P;31103349]Well, it's a good thing we have Marines to combat volcano monsters.

Now we just need someone to combat humans.[/QUOTE]

Now recruiting Lava monsters

[Mr._N]

Hard light bridge.

[Drypowder]

balrog

[DeathBuffalo]

That's what they train for. You know, just incase.

[lemonlimesodas]

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related

[Mister Sandman]

I am a lava monster because that is a real life war scenario
I will soon be rising from the lava
I have risen.

[Badal]

I remember this was one of my favorite commercials as a kid.

[Jetblack357]

Did he turn into a dyke?
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[BenJammin']

[QUOTE=Jetblack357;31104391]Did he turn into a dyke?
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Kinda sorta almost looks like default male shepard

[soapyy]

I hate these fucking commercials sugar coating war..

[Mr Skeltal]

I see the Marines have invested in an Aperture Science Hard Light Bridge

[Tunak Mk. II]

Give marines swords and send them into dragonistan

yuss

[Ricaaado]

He can wreck a lava monster and slay dragons but some sheep of an insurgent will ruin his day in seconds.

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[QUOTE=BenJammin';31104465]Kinda sorta almost looks like default male shepard[/QUOTE]

Baby-faced Shepard.

[ignhelper]

how many times must this be posted.

[Mr. Scorpio]

I have the power!

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=soapyy;31105022]I hate these fucking commercials sugar coating war..[/QUOTE]

The Canadian Forces had some really good ones for a while:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZhGx3AREcw[/media]

But now they've gone back to the HURR ARMY FUN LOL ones

[Kaido]

Estonian ones aren't that bad either, except the second video where its kinda futuristlic
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hksc3JQjUs[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIAj6bWC060[/media]

[FreddiRox!]

I am a marine.
I once fought this lava monster.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!

[Liamhailhail2.0]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[Kingo64]

Australia will always win.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs[/media]

[croguy]

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;31108881]Australia will always win.[/QUOTE]

Pfff, anyone can win in a war against New Zealand. They don't have a military!

[Vedicardi]

I remember these. So early 2000s