Women sets fire to snake; snake burns down her house - Polidicks

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMg14yqw2aE[/media] [url]http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/woman-house-burned-down-snake-she-set-fire-182236352.html[/url] [quote]One woman’s extreme reaction to finding a snake in her yard backfired in tragic fashion. After being set on fire, the flaming snake caused the woman’s home to burn down. KSLA News reports that the house fire started in Bowie County, Texas, when the snake’s burning body came into contact with a nearby pile of brush. “While cleaning up, she saw a snake, threw gasoline on the snake, lit the snake on fire,” Bowie County Sheriff’s Office Deputy Randall Baggett told the station. “The snake went into the brush pile, and the brush pile caught the home on fire.”[/quote]

fire pun

she almost had it coming

Why would you burn a snake to kill it? That seems like the most cruel, inefficient way possible.

Plot twist for the phantom pain.

Satan's back from Hell and man is he pissed.

That Snake must've been using The Fury's camouflage.

sounds like something out of a cartoon

'Will Smith Rd' what

Wrong wrong wrong, you only set fire to your house if it's a spider

You bitch! I feel terrible now, she deserved it >:c

is she gonna get charged with animal cruelty or what?

[QUOTE=yawmwen;40013216]is she gonna get charged with animal cruelty or what?[/QUOTE] Probably not because its "just a snake" and no one likes snaked except snake people.

Setting a snake on fire is too drastic a way to solve the problem; it's almost as bad as putting down an aggressive pitbull terrier with a tactical carpet bombing, or solving the problem of 3D platforming with a glide and a quadruple jump.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;40013216]is she gonna get charged with animal cruelty or what?[/QUOTE] I think the fact her house caught fire is punishment enough :v:

[QUOTE=Rents;40013317]I think the fact her house caught fire is punishment enough :v:[/QUOTE] She damaged another house, though

You don't fuck with snakes

Setting a snake on fire is pretty cold-blooded.

She must really be fired up right now.

fuckin snakes

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;40013188]'Will Smith Rd' what[/QUOTE] They should rename it John Lennon Road. Because that is some Instant Karma right there.

Worth it

Why not just thrust it with a shovel? [editline]23rd March 2013[/editline] Or, well, yeah, catch it and put it somewhere else. Whatever.

"Fire possibly caused by snake" Because she put the correct measures into place to start a gasoline fire in or near her home right? This reminds me of that garden snake I caught and brought to the women's gym while following my mom when I was 5. I'll never forget the fear in their eyes when I showed them my snake.

I DUN IT AGAIN [QUOTE=smurfy;39104878]Oh fuck I spelt woman wrong[/QUOTE]

Welp... sadly it seems I have to consider this risk as well regarding my plan on how I could ever survive a vacation in Australia, which largely depended on hiring a man to sit next to my bed with a flamethrower keeping an eye out for giant spiders while I sleep safe and sound.

Instant Karma lol

[QUOTE=smurfy;40013505]I DUN IT AGAIN[/QUOTE] Banned for commenting on your own thread title.

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

[QUOTE=Overwatch 7;40013364]Setting a snake on fire is pretty cold-blooded.[/QUOTE] Nah, I imagine the blood would be pretty warm.