[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;21212297]You see, the man who does these reviews lives in a magical place called "Australia" and even though he sounds very strange it is actually perfectly normal for a man from "Australia"[/QUOTE]
He isn't from Australia, he's from England. He just lives in Australia.
[QUOTE=NotMeh;21212228]What's up with his accent?![/QUOTE]
It just sounds like he's got a cold.
Haha, so good.
His voice has changed, probably a cold.
He sounds different in this one.
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I've been in a taxi driven by a balloon before... Scariest ride of my life :tinfoil:
I know it's satirical and all, but having one of your arguments as "it doesn't need to exist" isn't a very strong point, no games need to exist.
Still funny though.
I think he's finally gone through puberty.
The only God of War game I ever played is Chains of Olympus for the PSP, tho I haven't made it very far yet. But so far from what I can tell it has nothing to do with Zeus. But isn't it supposed to take place somewhere between two of the three games (1-2 perhaps)? All I've killed so far is a giant dog with scale skin syndrome and dragons breath.
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[QUOTE=Occlusion;21213197]I know it's satirical and all, but having one of your arguments as "it doesn't need to exist" isn't a very strong point, no games need to exist.
Still funny though.[/QUOTE]
Without games our lives would be very dull and boring as there would only be creativity in repetitive movies and artwork that looks the same no matter who paints it.
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;21218783]The only God of War game I ever played is Chains of Olympus for the PSP, tho I haven't made it very far yet. But so far from what I can tell it has nothing to do with Zeus. But isn't it supposed to take place somewhere between two of the three games (1-2 perhaps)? All I've killed so far is a giant dog with scale skin syndrome and dragons breath.
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Without games our lives would be very dull and boring as there would only be creativity in repetitive movies and artwork that looks the same no matter who paints it.[/QUOTE]
I disagree. If we didn't have games we wouldn't care, because for us to not have games is to have them not exist in the first place.
So how could we care about something that didn't exist in the first place?
Chains of Olympus takes place before GoW 1
[QUOTE=-Norg-;21212319]It just sounds like he's got a cold.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. His voice sounded a lot more dull.
God fucking dammit Yahtzee just review Just Cause 2 already fuck damn.
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;21226313]God fucking dammit Yahtzee just review Just Cause 2 already fuck damn.[/QUOTE]
Fucking this. I don't know what the fuck he could complain about...well maybe a couple things such as auto aim and all that...
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;21218215]I think he's finally gone through puberty.[/QUOTE]
He has facial hair...?
[QUOTE=Iceberserker;21220935]Chains of Olympus takes place before GoW 1[/QUOTE]
I'm fairly certain it takes place between 1 & 2.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;21226326]Fucking this. I don't know what the fuck he could complain about...well maybe a couple things such as auto aim and all that...[/QUOTE]
And the ability not to keep you parachute while hooked to a car (it was in the previous JC gaddammit) the paper-thin cheesy story, the lack of variety in weapons, the slightly clunky aspect of aiming.
Though he may praise the game for having so few white people. Hell, the only person who has a chance of being white (that i met in the demo mind you) is the texan black market guy.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;21226380]I'm fairly certain it takes place between 1 & 2.[/QUOTE]
It takes place when Kratos works for Ares, so it's before 1.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;21219809]I disagree. If we didn't have games we wouldn't care, because for us to not have games is to have them not exist in the first place.
So how could we care about something that didn't exist in the first place?[/QUOTE]
I didn't say anything about caring about something that doesn't exist. I said without video games we would have less alternatives towards entertainment and thus making everything else more repetitive. Everyone knows how movies are going downhill as it is, it would be accelerated if games didn't exist because there would be more need for movies. Not to mention that games are often a part of the story, taking away more ideas for movies and replacing them with something else.
Yeah Kratos is kind of a dick.
But that's why he's so entertaining.
[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;21225143]Yeah. His voice sounded a lot more dull.[/QUOTE]
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