Man Vs. Shark Vs. Shark Vs. Crocodile Vs. Shark Vs. Man Vs. Crocodile. - Polidicks

[release][b]The video, posted last month by the Cape Don Barramundi fishing lodge in the Northern Territory, records an epic angling saga that pitched man against shark, shark against shark, crocodile against shark and, eventually, man against crocodile. All appears to be going well when the clip begins, with one of the party landing a fair-sized shark as he fishes off the side of a yacht. Things become more exciting when another shark swims in for an easy lunch, prompting the cameraman to note: "Oh! Another shark's attacking him!" The valiant angler labours on, and before long the greedy interloper disappears and the thrashing shark is dragged on to the beach with the help of a boathook. But the triumph is short-lived. Within seconds the dark green outline of a saltwater crocodile appears at the water's edge and the reptile dashes on to the beach to make a grab for the shark. Disaster is averted only by the swift intervention of another member of the fishing party, who leaps towards the thief and delivers a warning blow to its snout with the boathook. Suitably chastised, the croc turns tail and swims off. The video ends with the slightly shaken group posing for a photo around the unfortunate shark. The man who landed it seems a little distracted and has to be reminded there is a protocol for such occasions. "You've got to do the old put-a-foot-on-its-head thing," the cameraman reminds him. Crocodiles in the area appear to have realized it is often easier to let the humans do the work. Last November the Northern Territory News reported that a three-metre "saltie" spied on a group of fishermen before tucking into the shark they had just reeled in.[/b][/release] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G_IWhta2QQ[/media]

Holy motherfucking shit

Funny, but not as awesome as the thread declared.

I can think of nothing more unbelievably awesome than a battle royale with a man, a shark, and a crocodile. The video wasn't quite as awesome as I imagined, but that crocodile getting hit on the head was fucking hilarious.

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Eat your heart out Saxton Hale

[img]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/7/7a/Saxtonisgoddamnedmanly.png[/img] [editline]02:44PM[/editline] ff automerge

Not as awesome as OP said, but still cool.

I wasn't expecting a man to be punching a shark, which was being eaten by another shark, which was being attacked by a crocodile, which was being dragged under water by a shark, which was being punched by a man, who was being eaten by a crocodile. All happening in a pit of lava. Misleading thread titles make me sad :(

I think the thread title is tripping me up, but I only saw one or 2 sharks, one crocodile, and like 5 or so guys. Thread title states 3 sharks, 2 crocs, and 2 men, I think [editline]11:49AM[/editline] :psyduck:

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;19934766]I think the thread title is tripping me up, but I only saw one or 2 sharks, one crocodile, and like 5 or so guys. Thread title states 3 sharks, 2 crocs, and 2 men, I think [editline]11:49AM[/editline] :psyduck:[/QUOTE] It means him against the shark, then the shark against the shark, then the croc came for the shark, and finally the guy hitting the croc.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /caps

[QUOTE=Reaper33;19935091]It means him against the shark, then the shark against the shark, then the croc came for the shark, and finally the guy hitting the croc.[/QUOTE] Then shouldn't it be Man vs. Shark, Shark vs. Shark, Croc vs. Shark, then Man vs. Croc?

Dicks fishing for sharks is like whaling for whales

Ultimate battle of ultimate destiny.

Would have been cooler if the croc returned when they were posing for the camera.

Crocodile: Hey guys can I play at fishing too :dance: Man: NO! :argh: Crocodile: :ohdear:

They left the poor Shark to die slowly? Getting sand all over it? Thats fucked up. I mean I enjoy fishing but just leaving a life fish on sand to die? Thats kinda mean

wow thats pretty cool

Whoever wins we lose?

Wrong section? This seems like it should be in the videos bit.

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;19938390]Dicks fishing for sharks is like whaling for whales[/QUOTE] Shark fishing should be 100% illegal. Both commercial, and private.

I don't think sharks are endangered but, that aint big enough for a prize or anything.

Lol that crocodile failed at his ninja attempt.

Oh god I laughed so hard when he whacked the crocodile.

needs more crocodile

[QUOTE=LtBubbles;19948342]I don't think sharks are endangered but, that aint big enough for a prize or anything.[/QUOTE] Most are. Explaining my last post.

:wtc: that mustve been a war against the crocs, the humans and the sharks

still pretty awesome

So many things can eat you in Australia. Also, that shark wasn't very big.