Do you even read the contents of news articles posted in the news section?

[Phoenix Ashes]

Naturally, I don't. I know I should, but I am content to read the title (topic), and formulate a semi-smart but also compelling witticism, hastily pre-prepared in the form of statements such as "shocking!", or "smashing!" (guess which appropriate scenarios they fall under). Also, it's part of my diatribe to point out that, if the source is named after a certain vulpes, to scream out its origin, often in the form of "FOX!".

Sometimes, I will vaguely interject my views every now and then, usually, liberal atheistic views, and in the form of epithets of quotes, that I believe to be socially acceptable.

That is me.

[codenamecueball]

I do if it's something intresting

[editline]02:56PM[/editline]

also, fast threads

[FuhFuhFresh]

Titles of articles are usually really deceptive. They can only make casual mention of the details that undermine the opinion they want to push. I read the whole thing, top to bottom.