• Dumb Blonde Plays Portal 2
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfnS596Uimo&p=0E760BB0CA36A567[/media] 100k subs, naturally.
0:24 [I]MMppphhh...[/I] 1:30 [I]Ooohhhhh[/I] 4:09 [I]Hhhhh...[/I] 9:40 :smug:
"blonde" girl + fps on consoles = double facepalm P.S. Wow, graphics are bad at console version...oh well.
Sounds put on, but if is not, ; DAMN
watching this makes me wanne kill myself.
I've seen several videos of play-through s of Portal2 where I actually want to kill myself. Please just play the first game first. 1 comes before 2.
If I were take an IQ test right now I'd.. I'd.. You'd be qualified as a fucking lab rat you ass less baboon.
1:20 yeah because it would fall off the fucking bottom
I can't cringe any harder.
I can't even IMAGINE how she will do the tests later in the game...
I wanna see her try some of the other tests like with the propusion gell [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DONUT KING;29341850]I can't even IMAGINE how she will do the tests later in the game...[/QUOTE] she'll probably just take the game back. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] Someone send this to gabe.
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;29341850]I can't even IMAGINE how she will do the tests later in the game...[/QUOTE] She'll die every 5 seconds.
Now, assuming that she will even get this far, imagine the first test chamber with the conversion gel. Imagine her. Playing that level. :v:
why play portal on a console :sad:
She was doing well for a while.
She must suck in gaming in general.
She literally has no logic what so ever. She wonders why she can't go through the other side. She acts like the blue portal is the only portal she has, yet she ran through that orange portal a few times. You'd think she would have figured that out in the first chamber.
This game will be impossible for her in future test chambers. If she wants to continue this series, she would have to get someone else who has an average IQ to play while she commentates on it.
[QUOTE=Streetser20;29341179]I've seen several videos of play-through s of Portal2 where I actually want to kill myself. Please just play the first game first. 1 comes before 2.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this. I succumbed to watching one, and got so frustrated with the guy. "No, dumbass. The puzzle is just like the the puzzle in the first game, where you had to do this and this." I was extremely angry.
1:08 "Okay, I'm smart" [b] NO YOU'RE NOT SMART AT ALL[/b]
This has to be fake. Why would she upload THAT?
[QUOTE=Ninjarooster;29342519]She was doing well for a while.[/QUOTE] Yea... at cutscenes.
That reminds me, I've been subscribed to this dumbshits app-recommendation videos for a year now (Don't ask why, I don't even remember). [b]OFF YOU GO, ASSFACE[/b] [editline]22nd April 2011[/editline] Well okay, at least she makes it seem like Chell actually IS braindamaged - because SHE is.
Wow How did she manage the apparently incredibly brain-taxing task of using hand-eye coordination to pick up the controller
Her Dead Space 2 play through is even worse. [media]=youtube;5h3Azr3JPVk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h3Azr3JPVk[/media] [sp]In ep4, she finds the plasma cutter, but doesn't even bother to pick up the plasma cutter's ammo[/sp] :wtc:
[QUOTE=Avager;29340062]"blonde" girl + fps on consoles = double facepalm P.S. Wow, graphics are bad at console version...oh well.[/QUOTE] You are an extreme graphics whore if you think those graphics are bad.
Well, at least she's self aware.
Who cares if it's on the consoles? Get over it.
Wheatley was right. Chell seems to have suffered a minor case of severe brain damage!
Whats with the moaning?
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