Police: Massachusetts Couple Beats Man at KFC Over Slow Order - Polidicks

[QUOTE]NORWELL, Mass. — A couple, upset over the slowness of their Kentucky Fried Chicken order, assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line, police said. Police said the couple was arrested Thursday after witnesses told police the couple beat the man as he was leaving the fast food joint. According to police, 31-year-old Jared Garfagna, of Marshfield, punched the man in the head, then Garfagna's girlfriend, 24-year-old Sara Mohn, kicked the victim. Mohn was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Garfagna will be summonsed to court for assault and battery. It's unclear if either have hired an attorney. The victim had cuts on his eyelid and wrists but refused medical treatment.[/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559580,00.html?test=latestnews[/url] They must of been really hungry.

They must have been really black. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racist/Snipe" - mm3guy))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=TropicalV2;17647587]They must have been really black.[/QUOTE] I was wondering how fast someone was going to bring color up, but I did not expect it to be the first person to post.

I want my chicken, now.

Fried Chicken is [i]obviously[/i] serious business. Oh, my sister found a fried spinal column in her KFC order. I wasn't with her at the time, but she described it to me. It seemed really gross.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;17647605]I was wondering how fast someone was going to bring color up, but I did not expect it to be the first person to post.[/QUOTE] If anyone else makes a post like that they'll be getting a big ban too...

I'll bet the riker emote likes chicken. Do you like chicken riker? :riker: Oh yeah he loves chicken. Riker what would you do if they were slow with your chicken? :commissar: As you can see I don't know where I'm going with this post. Oh god what a terrible 6666 post.

[QUOTE=mm3guy;17647661]If anyone else makes a post like that they'll be getting a big ban too...[/QUOTE] I was hoping a mod would keep an eye on this thread. I didn't post it for racial issues, as it's not even in the article. I added this over the insanity of assualting someone just for asking them to calm down.

Give me my chicken now or the cashier gets it. :clint: [editline]08:22PM[/editline] ...partner

They also kicked an old woman for spilling their grape drink. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - mm3guy))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;17647760]I was hoping a mod would keep an eye on this thread. I didn't post it for racial issues, as it's not even in the article. I added this over the insanity of assualting someone just for asking them to calm down.[/QUOTE] You're welcome.

[QUOTE=TropicalV2;17647587]They must have been really black. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racist/Snipe" - mm3guy))[/highlight][/QUOTE] No such pics that can cover your story.

Garfagna is an Italian name

That'll teach KFC to have slow orders.

Wait, assault with a deadly weapon? He only punched him and his girlfriend kicked him, no weapons involved in the normal sense of firearms, vehicles, and instruments of violence.

They didn't necessarily detail the entire thing, so don't assume anything.

This is why they have jails.

[QUOTE=calle7112;17651966]It is?![/QUOTE] Yes.

[quote]assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line[/quote] won't someone [i]please[/i] think of the children?!

[QUOTE=markg06;17652321]won't someone [i]please[/i] think of the children?![/QUOTE] This man thinks of the Children. [img]http://www.topnews.in/files/Josef-Fritzl101.jpg[/img]

[quote][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8AbS19dLQ6E/SF3BwId1BaI/AAAAAAAAAko/b2MwrR6p_wU/s400/000946-fat-overweight-black-woman-with-huge-red-hair-eating-kfc-chicken.jpg[/img] I wants me my chicken![/quote] Pic related, it's the girlfriend.

wow :foxnews: you would report this story...

For some reason I'm more likely to believe a story from The Sun than I am from :foxnews:

Wow....... this is........ this kind of stuff makes me [b]mega facepalm.[/b]

[QUOTE=ubertaco;17664572]Wow....... this is........ this kind of stuff makes me [b]mega facepalm.[/b][/QUOTE] what happened to the facepalm emote

Wow is our world getting worser and worser each day???

[QUOTE=Boxeh;17665010]what happened to the facepalm emote[/QUOTE] Dunno but its gone :(. He went to get some chicken

[QUOTE=Boxeh;17665010]what happened to the facepalm emote[/QUOTE] garry removed it due to overuse.

What a load of clucking nonsense.

[QUOTE=TropicalV2;17647587]They must have been really black. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racist/Snipe" - mm3guy))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Facepunch needs a "Get Out" rating. Really, really bad.