And it felt AMAZING.
Now before I start explaining what happened I will inform you all that I do not have a history of heat flashes (or whatever you call them) I also have only thrown up like 6 times from what I can remember so it isn't a common thing for me. I feel fine now and I'm sure I will continue to.
So it started out with me being in a hot shower. Normally I prefer room temp water but this time I thought, "Hey, why not?" So I put the dial thingy on high and basically starting cooking myself alive but it felt nice. I have a habit of fapping after a shower and not to mention I haven't blown a load in a few days. So once I got out i started going at it like a rabbit and making these really fucking weird grunts and body gestures cause I was alone at the time.
And so about a few minutes later I get this hot feeling in my chest and stomach. I kept going though and passed it off as just something random. BUT THEN, I got dizzy and started stumbling around as I was yanking my junk. For some reason I just couldn't fucking stop fapping! And so I am just about to finish when out-a-fuckin-nowhere I puke all of my lunch over the toilet and wall behind it AND I starting spewing jizz all over the place! Jesus Christ on a biscuit there was puke and jizz everywhere!
It actually felt good in a way that I can't describe... but the cleaning wasn't fun that's for sure.
Also I have some REALLY shitty MSPaint pictures because I didn't think of taking photos of the mess until after I cleaned it up.
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That's nice.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
And hot, tell me more.
:wtc:
I just... Honestly, I don't know how he came up with so much content on such a simple subject.
Story not convincing. Heard too many trolls tell stories like this lately.
Thanks. I can now continue on with my day.
Why did you fap into the toilet? Do you want to see your sperm cells wander aimlessly in the water? How cruel.
:barf: + :fappery:
1boy1toilet.
How do people [b]not[/b] see the blog section link on facepunch?
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;25664188]Why did you fap into the toilet? Do you want to see your sperm cells wander aimlessly in the water? How cruel.[/QUOTE]
So I can flush it away rather then cleaning it up?
I demand more details.
Lurk more.
Heat flash? OP, are you going into menopause?
that sounds pretty hot op :v:
ive always wanted a guy to puke on me. :smug:
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;25664512]Lurk more.[/QUOTE]
a year and half of lurking isn't enough? damn
i hate jerkin it after the shower, make my penis feel raw
The peak of humanity
I almost clicked on the "In the News" section. Then I saw this thread. Needless to say, I am not disappointed.
Someone make a more detailed ms paint image depicting this story
I got a boner from reading that.
Now you have to take a shower again little boy.
Wow, after reading the very first sentence, I'm still laughing..great job there sir..
But still, nice.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25664856]Now you have to take a shower again little boy.[/QUOTE]
yea see this too. i want to feel clean after my shower, not like i have semen all over my shaft.
I never want to vomit, but while I do it I don't really mind except for the odor and the unknown time it will take to finish. But afterwards I feel better than ever!
Whenever someone asks me if I'm alright after vomiting I always say: "I couldn't feel better!" and they probably think that I'm sadistic or something but I don't care. The feeling is better than masturbating.
Oh wow that is pretty hot. I wish you took some photos of it.
47 reading including myself cause we totally wanna know about this
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