I have a boy and a girl in my gym class who won't cease grabbing my nuts. The guy i'm not sure how to handle, but the girl is madly in love with me and wants my genitals. Ive been treating girl like shit lately and its only made things worse, I started touching her back and she got pissed and left me alone.
What do, FP?
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Really great first post I must say.
Solution: strap a taser to your privates.
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grab her nuts
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tell her to get off your dick
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rape
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i was expecting the rape one ^ :P
thank you Mystery Penguin, i was thinking something along the lines of a metal cup. I have the means to produce it at school
Wish i had someone wanting my genitals 24/7 :smithicide:
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[QUOTE=MightyMax;26002206]Wish i had someone wanting my genitals 24/7 :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
Have fun living with that attitude.
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People hold my nuts all the time:
[media]http://www.stockfood.co.uk/Pix/CHIP/600/406012_T.JPG[/media]
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Thread music: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM[/media]
So, a dude won't stop touching yer nuts and a girl wants your nuts.
Are you bi, by chance?
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Bend over instead.
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[QUOTE=Glitch360;26002224]People hold my nuts all the time:
[media]http://www.stockfood.co.uk/Pix/CHIP/600/406012_T.JPG[/media][/QUOTE]
I love your nuts.
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Another Wallid thread...
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sue for sexual assault
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[QUOTE=Domokun;26002250]Another Wallid thread...[/QUOTE]
I was just about to post that, thank you.
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oh fuck not you again
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OP, one word: TREESOME.
Keep that tought.
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Make a thread about it.
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Wallid thread aside this is a [i]highly[/i] unbelievable story.
hi wallid
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Well, this problem seems to be easily fixable with a bit of Perl and C++ glued together with some Ruby.
Brb, writing a script for this.
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:frog:
At my school freshmen year some idiots would put their hands right between another guy's legs and lift them up.
Rather amusing.
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[QUOTE=Hentie;26002331]Well, this problem seems to be easily fixable with a bit of Perl and C++ glued together with some Ruby.
Brb, writing a script for this.[/QUOTE]
how is that going to help this situation?
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;26002292]OP, one word: TREESOME.
Keep that tought.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.crispinrodwell.com/images/gallery/Louis-Walsh.jpg[/img]
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Incidentally, I am wearing a t-shirt which says leave my nuts alone.
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Come on Wallid, at least TRY to make your story believable.
Wallid? I just joined FP...
Anyhoozle.
Wish i was making this up. I'de probably be happier about it if the girl didnt weigh 250 pounds.
[QUOTE=andy1337;26002482]Wallid? I just joined FP...
Anyhoozle.
Wish i was making this up. I'de probably be happier about it if the girl didnt weigh 250 pounds.[/QUOTE]
Why can't you just get IP banned, wallid, so you'll stop with these alts.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;26002224]People hold my nuts all the time:
[media]http://www.stockfood.co.uk/Pix/CHIP/600/406012_T.JPG[/media][/QUOTE]
This is what I expected from the OP.
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[QUOTE=FinalHunter;26002544]Wear one of those anti-rape things for a woman's vagina. Except inside out, so they get stabbed when they reach.[/QUOTE]
And then rape her with it? Brilliant.
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