I want to become popular. - General

hello, fellow users of Facepunch! (i'm not saying that i am a complete, and total loser, i have a lot of friends) So. I want to become popular, and I want to be a kid that all the cheerleaders want to be with. As of right now, I have never been called anything more than cute. Not hot, nothing. I'm 6'2. 210 lbs. I'm not very strong. i have somewhat long hair. I wear tight pants, even though I shouldn't due to my weight. im 16. Sophmore in highschool. Don't have my license yet. I have a car. I want to become skinny, hot, and popular. every day, i will post updates on my progress. Day 1 (12/7/10) - Diet. Workout. I am starting my diet, tomorrow. seeing as today is almost over. Also starting tomorrow, I'm going to start working out. (Accepting any tips, unless they're just fucking dumb.)

me too, but I'm going to be the guy all the cheerleaders want to fuck after they're done hanging out with you.

great idea asking Facpunch to get you Popular IRL

Best way to become social, is to just go outside and socialize. Cut your hair too, depending on what looks good on you

I guess pics would help, but shouldn't this go in like fast/love advice or something? Anyways, not really to good to get all caught up in appearance and status. Doesn't really make you popular.

Get into a sport.

also a girl told me i had a nice build and nice eyes so that blows your cute compliments away. i'm already winning.

Stop acting like an idiot and don't beg for attention, popularity is nothing. It only affords you temporary false friends who will drop you for the most asinine reasons.

get into hard core drugs, they make you cool

The day you graduate high school you'll learn that being popular won't do jack shit for your future.

Love it how kids always put themselves into these groups "cool" "uncool", when you look back you will realize how fucking retarded it all was.

This is honestly the stupidest thread I've ever seen. Thank you for posting it, I needed a good laugh :v:

Confidence is the one sure fire way to be popular. That and a willingness to be an asshole from time to time. It works. Edit: Play a fucking sport. You will get in shape, and you will make friends.

Well, fuck being popular. i like my friends that i have right now. If anything, I do want to lose some weight, and be a bit better looking. also, confidence is not my thing.

[QUOTE=FuckaNinja;26555613]also a girl told me i had a nice build and nice eyes so that blows your cute compliments away. i'm already winning.[/QUOTE] nobody cares

There's no need to be fightin' fit to become popular. You need but 1 thing, charisma.

Being popular is overrated, as long as you have a strong circle of kind friends, you'll go far in life.

[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;26555619] popularity is nothing.[/QUOTE] lolno You must be a butthurt fagnerd who plays warhammer at school

[QUOTE=MStat;26555577]I have a car.[/QUOTE] Prepare having pussy in your face all day for a ride [QUOTE=MStat;26555577]Don't have my license yet.[/QUOTE] ohhh never mind. Cheerleaders get the jocks, and popularity is useless after high school, you heard it here first!

Stop being a nerd

I heard if you shank someone on your first day, nobody fucks with you.

Oh wait you already have a plan, gj

My slut has faker tits than yours!

Most public schools in this generation are giant popularity contests. Are your parents rich and buy you namebrand clothing and new 200$ shoes every day? You'll be popular and have all the women. Are you a lower class family working to get food to feed yourselves? You'll get picked on and probably become depressed as I have. It's been this way for quite some time, as always people with more influence will receive more friends than people who can't get them anywhere. Because of this, the people who have to work harder will most likely get more character development out of life than some faggot asshole who gets sent to Harvard after getting awful grades because his rich parents paid for it and kissed ass to the dean(s). I myself have witnessed the things aforementioned, as I notice these rich little kids (in the lower school) sporting their Hollister and Aeropostal when I am eating breakfast in the school, and I was discussing college with my rather intelligent friend and this foolish child comes up and says "You see dees clothes bish? I can get into wateva college I want cause I'm rich bish! I don't gotta work!" And immediately I felt the abyssal anger of hell welling inside of me, I grabbed my fork and jammed it into his trach- Well, no I didn't, but I sure wanted too. I simply ignored him and he left. Hopefully this will prevent you from turning yourself into some sort of bully/preppy rich kid in order to get farther in a school filled with favoritism. And don't listen to anyone telling you to change yourself to fit their ideaology of popular, just be yourself, as annoying and cliche as that sounds, it works sometimes.

What car do you have. Yes it's important. Just drive anyways, license or not, as long as you're not reckless that'll at least get you some attention.

People actually worry about this?

Just hang out with people more. I didn't become extremely popular, but I was well liked by most people including the cooler ones. But seriously OP, they're just labels, you'll realize how retarded it is sooner or later.

But you might die and go to hell. automerge :argh:

[QUOTE=FuckaNinja;26555613]also a girl told me i had a nice build and nice eyes so that blows your cute compliments away. i'm already winning.[/QUOTE] Give me one reason why I should care.

Confidence isn't your thing? Make it your thing. You can adapt to being confident. Start with small things. Playing a sport could help you with the confidence, weight, and would bring in new friends. Who knows, you could be really good.